GOP Hounds Want to Bury Biden Before he Dies

Like a Mafia family, the GOP asshole hounds are terrified they no longer have Biden to crucify and have to face off to a much stronger and robust ticket led by Kamala Harris. Having smelled blood, the GOP buzzards want to bury Biden alive and are demanding he end his term in office immediately, arguing that since he is unfit to run as a candidate, he "must be" unfit to serve as President. They must be enraged at the prospects that their moron candidate, the one-eared 80-years old convicted felon, has now to face off with a younger and articulate Kamala Harris. Biden's got 5 months left to serve. 

By pushing Biden out of the White House earlier, the GOP mongrels hope to shorten the duration of the remaining campaign, thus undercutting Kamala Harris's introduction to the American people as a viable, younger and stronger candidate than their imbecile 80-year old criminal Donald Dumb and his little poodle James David Vance.

Like schoolchildren who were taught in a classroom to repeat this asinine claim, each and every one of them uses the exact same wording:

“If Joe Biden is not fit to run for President, he is not fit to serve as President. He must resign the office immediately,” opined Speaker Mike Johnson, Republican from the stinking state of Louisiana.

“If ... Joe Biden [is] unfit to run for re-election, he’s certainly unfit to control our nuclear codes. Biden must step down from office immediately,” said House Majority Whip Tom Emmer, Republican from Minnesota.

“If Joe Biden can’t run for re-election, he is unable and unfit to serve as President of the United States,” Representative Elise Stefanik (R-Upstate New York) said in a statement. “He must immediately resign".

“If the president is mentally unfit to campaign, he is mentally unfit to have the nuclear codes,” Rep. Richard Hudson (R-N.C.), chairman of the National Republican Congressional Committee.

“If Joe Biden is no longer capable of running for re-election, he is no longer capable of serving as President,” Sen. Steve Daines (R-Mont.), chairman of the National Republican Senatorial Committee.

By making these outlandish claims and demands, the GOP neanderthals want to change the subject. They want to distract the American people by creating a problem where none exists, a problem that deflects attention away from their impending crushing defeat by Harris, before she even selects a running mate.

Whether Biden stays in office or not is up to his cabinet to decide, on recommendation from Kamala Harris who is unlikely to take this step.