But.... hey...we're still here. Therefore, conclusion: the bible, prophesies, armageddon, rapture, resurrection, miracles, heaven and paradise (and hell)... are all a bunch of Bronze Age crap that only mentally-challenged people still believe in this 21st century. A pastor is a man of God. If he can't convery to us what God whispers in his ear, then either he's a charlatan quack or his religion is fabricated from antiquity's myths and legends, not to be taken seriously.
Young people: Liberate yourselves from the brainwashing you have been subjected to from the time you were born. Use their mind and make your own decisions. Study scientific stuff and you'll understand the world we live in. Don't rely on stories from ignorant illiterate people from the Bronze Age. Wake up.
It may be the end for MAGA-GOP-KKK-Putin-Trump-Netanyahu-Radical Racist Right end of times, but not for the rest of us, honest, decent, well-behaved citizens of the world.
Regular and ordinary Evangelical Pastor claims 'end of world' and Rapture on Sept. 23-24
Rapture is a heavenly kind of kidnapping. Sort of a divine version of Star Trek's beaming of good American Christians up to Heaven while the rest of humanity - i.e. Leftists, communists, Sopcialists, French people, Asians, Arabs, Hispanics, Catholics, Jews, Black Africans, and every other people from shithole countries will stay behind to experience fire and "brimstone" and divine punishment as a result of God's wrath. If God exists, he would have never brought Donald Trump to the White House.
It's the end of the world as we know it, at least according to the South African pastor. But how could it be on September 23, 2025, at the very moment when the New Messiah Donald Hump is rising on a broken escalator at the UN in New York? No way that God would unleash his Rapture when Trump is not in his bed at 3 am hurling insults like a possessed - OMG! - demon.
The Evangelical pastor's prediction of the Rapture spread like wildfire across all the media platforms where stupid and inane people dwell. They all believed the end of the world is upon them.
Joshua Mhlakela, the South African Evangelical pastor, specializes in Judeo-Christian bullshit prophecies - he has a PhD in Biblical Crap Studies from Liberty University in the southern US. After several years of scholarly work and research, he now says that Jesus Christ appeared to him and revealed the dates of Rapture to him, which coincidentally falls on the Jewish new year or Rosh Hashanah. Maybe Jesus is sending us one of his always cryptic, ambiguous, never clear, open to (mis)interpretation, messages. Like why did God send his son through a virgin to be tortured to death to save us from the original sin He himself inflicted on us? Right? we were made in His image. Either God himself is a sinner, or we are not sinners, and the whole saga is a gigantic work of garbage.
Anyway, the Reverend (a title generally given to men who wear long robes, like priests, rabbis, imams) pastor Joshua Mhlakela predicted the Rapture, or Second Coming of Jesus, will take place Tuesday, Sept. 23, 2025 or Wednesday, Sept. 24, 2025. Mhlakela says that Jesus told him he is coming "come to take my church."
But this news led to highly intellectual arguments (all based on Bronze Age bullshit of course, but still taken very serriously by adults). As you know, when a topic is based on goat manure from the desert of Arabia some 3,000 years ago, it is hard to have a rational debate based on facts because there are no facts to debate. Only hallucinations and often criminal fabulations aiming at fooling stupid people.
For example, in the goat parchment written circa 100 AD, the "disciple" Matthew 24:36 emphatically states that no one knows the exact date of the coming of the kingdom, not even Jesus. "No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father." Hummm. But I thought that the Trinity means that God and Jesus and the Holy Ghost are one and the same. So how could the Father know something that the Son ignores? Fascinating field of research.
Also, in Matthew 24:24-26, Jesus gives a warning about those predicting the end of times.
"For false Christs and false prophets [Like Donald Hump] will appear and perform great signs and miracles to deceive even the elect – if that were possible. See, I have told you ahead of time. So, if anyone tells you, `There he is, out in the desert,' do not go out; or `Here he is, in the inner rooms,' do not believe it."
To all who read this:
Is the Rapture real? - OF COURSE NOT. WHAT IDIOT WOULD BELIEVE THIS S- - -?
There are several foundational teachings of the Rapture among various Christian denominations. While the "Rapture" is not mentioned explicitly in the Bible, it describes a significant event associated with the Second Coming of Jesus, when believers are taken up to be with Christ.
The fantastically scientific Billy Graham Evangelistic Association says the "Rapture" will come in two phases: the ascension to meet Christ in the clouds (1 Thessalonians 4:13-17), then the reign of Jesus on Earth for 1,000 years. Biblical passages like 1 Corinthians 15:51-52 describe a transformation happening "in the twinkle of an eye." There has been debate within Christians communities that the Rapture and Second Coming are distinctly different, called pre-tribulationism and post-tribulationism. Sounds more like pre- and post-masturbational vagaries to me.
In 1 Thessalonians 4:16: "For the Lord himself will come down from heaven, with a loud command, with the voice of the archangel and with the trumpet call of God, and the dead in Christ will rise first.
In 1 Thessalonians 4:17: "After that, we who are still alive and are left will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. And so we will be with the Lord forever."
In 1 Corinthians 15:51-52 (King James Version): "In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump: for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed." (New International Version): "After that, we who are still alive and are left will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. And so we will be with the Lord forever." Notice how these mongrel Evangelical dumbasses can't even agree on the translation of the original; which goes to show that modern-day Evangelicals and other imbeciles customize religion as they please!.
A TikToker with over 1 million followers said people are selling their cars and houses, leaving items behind for those who "don't get Raptured." Tiktoker Sonja (@sonj779) has shared multiple videos on "Rapture Trip Tips," which have garnered tens of thousands of views. Her posts have led to confusion over whether it's satire or truth: Among her tips she urges people buy new underwear before the Rapture, suggesting that the last impression of you "should not be your old underwear." Which reminded me of my mother's advice when leaving the house every morning, "did you put clean underwear on? If you end up in a hospital, I don't want people blaming me for not washing your underwear!"
It's Wednesday the 24th, and no Rapture yet. Every decade or so, some Evangelical idiot makes the headlines by declaring end of times. I pity those poor in the mind for believing this religious dirt. Come to think of it, I'd rather there is a Rapture that would rid us of all the criminal imbeciles who prey on people with fabulations and lies for the sake of controlling them.
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