The backward US state of Oklahoma, ranking at the bottom of the list of education in the country, has now shoved the garbage bible into the classrooms. Not just any bible, but the $60 a pop "Trump Bible" ($1,000 if adorned by the Messiah Trump's Bush Signature) made and printed in China.
With or without Donald Hump's endorsement, the bible is a piece of garbage from the Bronze Age of humanity that only pre-sapiens humanoids opposed to evolution would take seriously.
Copies of Donald Stump's “God Bless the U.S.A.” bible is currently being distributed in the poorest-in-education backward state of Oklahoma classrooms, supposedly to become the primary textbook for educating the little inbred Oklahomans. Opening the "The Trump Bible", one finds that it is the King James text to which was added four new chapters on a par with Genesis, Exodus, etc., called the Constitution of the United States, the Bill of Rights, the Declaration of Independence, and the Pledge of Allegiance.
Thus, Donald Hump is creating a new religion called Trumpism, which is a hybrid of the garbage bible and the founding documents of the United States. Americans, being the ignorant illiterate peasants with a mindset set somewhere between the Dark Middle Ages and the Bronze Age, believe the sun shines from their arses and have a tendency to fart higher than their assholes. With a convicted criminal felon as the new Prophet of the Church of Donald Hump, leading the country through the wilderness of the 21st century, humanity is on the verge of a major regression back into an age of darkness and obscurantism.
Just as Netanyahu's barbarity in Palestine is exposing for the first time how the Zionists raped Palestine and created the Anglo-American Jewish colony in Palestine called "Israel" over the cadavers of millions of indigenous Palestinian people, Donald Crump's barbarity in America is exposing again how the United States was an English colony born over the cadavers of millions of native indigenous Amerindians and the backs of African slaves chained like animals into forced labor for 300 years.
Donald Hump is not the first American to think of himself as a biblical prophet. Megalomania and mythomania are hallmarks of ignorant egocentric peasants. The "Most Reverend" Prophet from Utah, Joseph Smith, preceded Donald Hump by adding an entire "book" to the garbage bible, and Christians are still in disagreement whether to include the "Book of Mor(m)ons" to the bible. Still, Joseph Smith's new book, which he wrote in "prophetic" language (for some reason, when you wear a robe, draw a beard, and speak in Thou and Thee, you become a man of God), established the Church of Latter Day Saints, a.k.a. the Mor(m)on Church.
I therefore expect that the MAGA morons will soon establish The Church of MAGA Trump as the newest of Christian sects and religions to saddle humanity with yet another barbarity of racism, exclusion and division. Donald Hump is its prophet, the modified bible its "scripture", and America the new promised land.
The Trump Bible not only adds chapters to the bible, chapters that are plagiarized from the founding documents of the United States, but has deleted amendments 11 through 27 of the US constitution.
You see, any asshole in America can create his/her own church. Opening a church in the US is like opening a convenience store, the difference being that a "church" doesn't pay taxes because it is serving God. Obviously, God should not be paying taxes to a human government, even though He owns the universe.
For example, the Trump bible will NOT teach students about the 13th Amendment, which abolished slavery - Trumpians being pro-slavery with some calling for re-authorizing the import and abuse of slaves.
It will NOT teach children about the 19th Amendment, which granted women the right to vote - Trumpians being advocates of prohibiting women from voting, and forcing them to stay in their homes, cooking, cleaning and having babies, and not complaining when their husbands fornicate extra domum since God ordered Prophet Trump to multiply his descendants by any means necessary (i.e. by adultery, by bedding prostitutes, porn actresses, concubines and mistresses).
Children in Oklahoma will NOT learn about the 22nd Amendment, which limits a president to two terms in the White House, because as the Supreme Prophet of the new church, Trump will be president for life. In fact, God has already granted Donald Hump eternal life in the afterworld. He may, in fact, resurrect him from the dead, as He did with his Palestinian Jewish, son the obscure Jewish Rabbi Jesus.
“The decision was made to only include the original founding fathers’ documents, as Amendments 11-27 were added at later dates,” the Bible’s publisher said when asked about their exclusion. In other words, Trump is rejecting that the amendments are an inseparable part of the constitution.
A new age of education is dawning on America. With this new Trump Bible, the US will soar in barbarity and backwardness, leading the other nations like a beacon on a hill.
There is a lawsuit against the Oklahoma State Department of Education that argues against the mandate of biblical teaching in the interest of keeping Christian dogma out of secular learning environments. But the Oklahoma school system, which has been ranked among the worst in the U.S., is determined through its charm (like Trump does) to alter reality with nostalgia for a time long gone. With slavery in the fields, the garbage bible in the schools, all we need now is to wear vintage 17th century clothing and the trick is done.
The State of Oklahoma has recently required teachers arriving from New York and California to complete an “anti-woke” exam, and enacted the first publicly funded religious charter school, which the U.S. Supreme Court had previously prevented from receiving public funds.
The standard edition of Trump's new bible, printed in Communist China, retails for $59.99 (or $1,000 for a signed copy) and is currently being promoted with a two-for-one offer. Seems like demand has plateaued. The marketing wizards are now offering the Trump Bibles in pink-and-gold and military camouflage versions.
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