Illiterate Ignorant Donald Dumb Thinks Alaska is in Russia

Trump believes Alaska is in Russia. He obviously doesn't know that Alaska WAS Russian until the US bought it, just as it bought the entire middle third of the country (along the Mississippi) from the French. The US is basically a "country" stitched together from the garage sales of other nations (Russia, France...) and by bullying others (Spain, England...). I can see why Americans need to constantly pretend to be patriots by waving flags all over the place: The little common history they might share isn't a deeply-rooted bond that cements the country. The US is still a Dr. Moreau's experiment in constructing something from bits and pieces of other nations.

For example, I know people in Boston who have never been to New York City. Or people in Iowa who have yet to see the ocean in person. Or people in Idaho who have yet to see a black person. Talk of islands of self-centered ignorance drawn out of the wretched peasant refuse of other countries, who despite their unconscious misery and mental paucity, genuinely think the world revolves around them, and you get the MAGA movement of debilitating mental retardation.


Donald Dumb looking his best stupid MAGA face ever! 

The American dictator Donald Dumb is scheduled to meet on Friday with Russia's dictator Vladimir Putin whom he worships (because Putin can get away with so much unlawful atrocities than he can). The agenda is how to end the war in Ukraine, when everyone knows it's not going to happen and the meeting is just a TV show. 

Donald Dumb thinks that he can seduce Putin with his charisma and charm (it hasn't happened in previous trials), or threaten him with cool but stupid tariff comebacks in the manner taught to millions of Americans in violent Hollywood movies - "You can't handle the truth", sort of macho posturing behind which there is much fear, anxiety and cowardice. But Putin can manipulate and fool the moron like a prestidigitator! He's been doing it ever since Donald Dumb bent his rear end to the Russian dictator several years ago, only to be turned back with his tail between his rear legs. Someone please tell Donald Dumb that this is neither a movie nor is it a real estate deal. 

You see, Americans invented marketing: The art of fooling people into buying shit they don't need. And dumb marketers like Donald Dumb believe success is in fake posturing, where there is no substance but only the superficial "perception is everything" that runs throught the veins of all Americans, as demonstrated by the Supreme Orangutan in the White House.

It's not substantive peace in Ukraine that he is after; he is only after being perceived as seeking peace. To seek substantive peace as a peacemaker you have to know the history of the conflict and the cultures of the protagonists. But dumb Donald knows shit: He only knows how to bully people or buy them into acceding to his desire so he is "perceived" by the Nobel Prize Committee as having made peace. It's all just a garbage TV show.

All the so-called peace deals he claims to have made between India-Pakistan or Cambodia-Thailand.... will unravel as quickly as the idiot himself sinks in the 2026 elections.

Donald Dumb has failed lamentably at making peace in 24 hours in Ukraine as he claimed during his campaign. He is a sissy in front of the Zionist lobby and he deliberately does not want to make peace in Palestine because the Zionist lobby will kill him in the 2026 elections if he dares put pressure on his fellow convicted felon Benjamin Netanyahu.

DONALD DUMB THINKS HE IS MEETING PUTIN IN ALASKA, RUSSIA!

Some of his handlers may have tried to teach him that Alaska used to be Russian, but not anymore. But when your skull is empty, there is nowhere for this information to settle. So it desperately tries to find a neuron to register it. And with his senility, dementia and cognitive decline, Donald Dumb confuses the whole thing and is stuck with "Alaska is Russia".

While playing the terrifying dictator with big balls in Washington, D.C. on Monday, attacking the homeless (the other weak community next to immigrants), Donald Dumb vomited the following: “You know, I’m going to see Putin. I’m going to Russia on Friday.”

I can't imagine how tragic the end of such an inflated imbecile will be. Other dictators and warmongers manage to register some "importance" in the history books. But this one, the brand new American buffoon and stupid dictator will go down in history as the dumbest most laughable idiot president the US has ever had.