God had been waiting since eternity for Texas morons to establish the "Houston Kingdom of God". For some reason, God seems to favor or attract inbred violent mindless criminals: He's done it with the Hebrews. He's done it with Arab Muslims. He's done it with the Crusaders and assorted western colonial brutes....
But at the apex of His glory, he found the best of the best: Imbeciles from the backward state of Texas who, thanks to progress and evolution, now own guns. And so, two morons from Houseon, Texas decided to form and train an "End of Times Army" whose mission is to prepare for the fire and brimstone, for the cataclysmic apocalyptic return to earth of US citizen Jesus (see why below) from his long post-resurrection exile on his own star in the vast and infinite universe.
When He gets bored after watching bad television late at night, God - like Trump - impulsively decides to wreck devastation on the human species. To do that, He must always choose traitors from the creme de la creme among humans to assist him. Back during the Bronze Age, he chose a tribe of stinking nomads in the desert of Arabia and made them "His People" to lead the carnage and ethnic cleansing of the Palestinian Canaanites. They are trying it again in the 21st century with the "Blight Unto Nations" colony in Palestine, and may in fact succeed. Since the early 20th century they've been invading Palestine and raping and displacing the indigenous Palestinians, stealing their lands and villages, starving them, killing their children and such other refined divine-mandated methods of implementing God's will.
Nowadays, He has found that the largely cerebrally devastated humans who live in the southern states of the US are fantastic traitors who can assist him in his Grand Plan. After the treacherous ambush leading to the eviction from Eden, the unprovoked assassination of gentle Abel by sociopath Cain, the impulsive genocide of all humans in the flood except traitor Noah and his family who afterwards committed incest to repopulate the earth.... And all the way to the ultraviolent colonial empires (Assyrian, Babylonian, Persian, Greek, Roman, Christian, Arab, Muslim, Crusader, Ottoman, Mongols, Dutch, French, English, Spanish, German etc... peaking with the German Nazis and the Zionist Israelis), all of whom claimed that God made them do it, we now have the American Moron Evangelical Army of God getting ready for the grande finale: Armageddon.
God is again bored, and He might have decided to bring an end to the dimension of Time. He wants to catapult His virgin-born son Jesus back to earth on chariots of fire to burn all humans, except a few Texas morons of the Evangelical brand. They are God's traitors, secretly preparing the extermination of all humans with the exception, naturally, of themselves. Some of these Evangelical double agents (Mike Huckabee for example) are already on site, preparing for the imminent Return of The Son King in Palestine, rebranded Israel by God's People. They have formed and trained armies whose task is to assassinate anyone who does not convert to the Evangelical Cult as soon as the space ship of Jesus appears in the sky as a giant orgy of flames hurtling toward earth. Among the immediate targets for extermination are the Jews, whom the Evangelicals have forgiven their first sin, namely to have rejected Jesus as the Messiah some 2,000 years ago. The Jews now have a second chance. Others slated for extermination are Catholics, Asians, Black Africans and all people of color, Muslims and Arabs, Democrats, Marxists, Communists, Socialists and even moderate Republicans (RINOs). You see, God himself is a white dude from Appalachia with a long beard who moonshines occasionally and who has sex exclusively with a bunch of other white morons in order to maintain the whiteness of God's people.
From His abode in the sky, God must have looked upon the Earth and found that Texas is the new promised land, fertile with rabid imbeciles with happy trigger fingers and who have been building cults, megachurches, and assorted do-it-yourself entrepreneurial religions. Texas morons and their leaders also believe in inbreeding as a way to preserve the holy genetic nature of their superior race. The infidels who reject God's Grand Plan occasionally clash with God's Texas People. Those infidels are known as the Government, the FBI, the police, the courts... But the Texas morons are determined to spread God's message, urging people to prepare for the End of Times by stocking up on guns and ammunition, as well as canned beans and corned beef deep in the woods.
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Houston Chronicle
‘Kill them on contact': Houston ministry leader sought to train ‘end time army,' officials allege
Haajrah Gilani
Sat, October 4, 2025
Law enforcement officials raided a property owned by a ministry tied to David E. Taylor on Aug. 27, 2025 in Houston. (Raquel Natalicchio/Staff photographer)
A former hotel in Houston was the principal location of two religious leaders accused of filling call centers with unpaid workers across several states, with the U.S. Department of Justice claiming an armed guard and locked gate prevented movement in or out of the secured building.
Recent court filings show Kingdom of God Global Church leader David E. Taylor suspected federal agents would raid his properties, and he believed he was a "general" leading the "end time army." Taylor was accused of expecting his workers to wage war against anyone seeking to interfere with his mission.
"I am just telling you, you kill them on contact if they come in here with that foolishness, you understand? They need to die," Taylor told his workers, according to court documents.
The Justice Department's recent findings come as court proceedings continue for Taylor and his ministry's executive director, Michelle Brannon, following their arrests in late August. The investigation has resulted in federal raids in multiple states where the ministry had locations - Texas, Florida, Missouri and Michigan.
Brannon has pleaded not guilty, and Taylor's lawyer, Scott Rosenblum, said the self-proclaimed apostle intends to do the same and "defend each and every allegation in court." Many of the church's members have stood by him and continued weekly church services, with one speaker saying Taylor had been anticipating his arrest for years.
The FBI conducted a raid on a property owned by a ministry tied to David E. Taylor on Aug. 27, 2025 in Houston. (Raquel Natalicchio/Staff photographer)
‘Surrounded by a locked fence'
The Houston Kingdom of God location, also called Joshua Media Ministries International, is a former hotel on the 14300 block of North Freeway, just north of Cypress Station. It's one of the places prosecutors claim unpaid workers were forced to meet fundraising goals and other standards set by Taylor, or face punishments that included humiliation, food restrictions and physical assaults.
"He moved his workers there, not all of them, but many of them, surrounded by a locked fence," said Assistant U.S. Attorney Sarah Resnick Cohen for the Eastern District of Michigan at a court hearing. "There was an armed security guard, and no one came or went from that former hotel."
Searching the Houston site required FBI agents to enter through the roof "for their own safety" because church personnel were heavily armed, Cohen said. Chief Magistrate Judge David R. Grand questioned that claim, saying Cohen seemed to be describing the hotel as if it were an army base when, in fact, there was only confirmation of one armed security guard present.
Grand also raised concerns about the amount of information being presented by prosecutors, saying he had no idea how many people worked at the Houston location and that he would need to hear more facts to accurately assess whether Brannon posed a threat to anybody if released.
Brannon's role questioned
During a court proceeding earlier this week, Grand noted that a handful of Brannon's supporters were present in the room, possibly contradicting the government's claims that she was hated.
"I don't know if the government is contending that each and every one of them is a victim, and they just don't realize it," Grand added.
Brannon was later granted bond on the condition that she refrain from contacting Taylor, any person associated with Kingdom of God Global Church and witnesses or victims in the investigation.
The Justice Department has expanded its allegations beyond the initial indictment, stating that female workers may have been required to send sexually explicit videos to Taylor "as part of their forced labor" and that multiple minor children of workers lived in Kingdom of God properties. Some had been separated from their parents for years, the government claims.
Clifton Ware said that was the reality for his family. Ware told the Houston Chronicle he spent a decade by Taylor's side as a cook, cleaner and driver for the church leader in Missouri. Ware, his now-ex-wife and three minor children were all involved at the church, he said, and he eventually made a plan to get his kids out.
He sought financial stability after spending 10 years doing unpaid labor, he said, then brought his children into his new life in California. Ware says his kids live normal lives now, but he can't deny the impact of their time at Kingdom of God.
"Ever since my children got here with me, they shared a lot of things that I had no idea that they saw for themselves," Ware said. "My children have suffered trauma, especially after I had left."
'She terrified those people'
Brannon, Cohen said at a hearing, was present with the victims in Missouri, Florida and Texas on a day-to-day basis, enforcing orders and imposing harsh punishments like denying sleep or medical care.
"She terrified those people who have come forward and told the government their stories," Cohen added.
Brannon's legal defense has denounced the allegations. In a court filing, defense lawyer John P. Rogers argued that the government has failed to prove that Brannon was aware of the allegations of sexual exploitation against Taylor.
The filing says the government is making assertions "without contemplating the possibility that Brannon herself was a target of the same power dynamics the government alleges were leveraged by Taylor against other church members."
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