The Melanoma in question is a Black African-American - One Malcolm Tanner - who is from Indiana but who must have taken too many Psilocybin mushrooms down in the wilderness of the pubescent, adolescent, acne-infested state of Texas. Tanner is dreaming big, like all Texans do. They all talk to God, which is OK, but they all say that God talks back to them, which is not OK.
I know some very reasonable people who moved to Texas for a while and emerged from there completely transformed into radical ultra-religious morons who read only the Bible and literally believe its garbage, including all passages pertaining to God's teachings on what happens below the belt.
Mr. Tanner has created a movement named "The Melanated People of Power" and plans to create his own independent country within the state of Texas. White Texans are not having it. They differ with Mr. Tanner on the matter of the impending End of Times and Armageddon, which are prophesized in the Bible, but which have failed to materialize several times despite warnings and schedulings by Texan prophets.
Since the theater of the absurd and the ridiculous must go on, the adulterous and divorced, but deeply Christian and personally forgiven by Jesus, Attorney General Ken Paxton is saving Texas from this secessionist sedition by a foreigner (Indiana is to Texas what China is to the US). The Loony Star State has marshalled its rangers.
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Ken Paxton is going after a man trying to take over a West Texas county
Faith Bugenhagen
Mon, October 13, 2025
Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton announced on Monday that his office had filed a lawsuit and requested a temporary restraining order against a man who is behind efforts to take over Loving County. (Robert Daemmrich Photography Inc/Corbis via Getty Images)
Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton is going after an out-of-state man behind efforts to take over a barely populated but wildly wealthy West Texas county.
Paxton announced on the Walton & Johnson show Monday morning that his office filed a lawsuit against Malcolm Tanner, who leads a self-directed movement called the "Melanated People of Power."
"Indiana resident Malcolm Tanner has no right to try and take over Loving County with illegal schemes that endanger real Texans," Paxton wrote in a statement on X. "His deceptive and unlawful scheme to lure people with free housing for the purpose of conducting a political takeover is a disgusting fraudulent plot to line his own pockets. I will not stand by while frauds try to carve up Texas for themselves and make everyone sicker and less safe along the way."
🚨BREAKING: I filed a lawsuit and requested a TRO against Malcolm Turner to protect Loving County residents.
Indiana resident Malcolm Tanner has no right to try and take over Loving County with illegal schemes that endanger real Texans. pic.twitter.com/VTxHrhi7r0
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