The Nobel Committee has granted Donald J Trump his much desired object of obsession to be "like Barack Hussein Obama" by awarding him the Nobel Piss Prize. Having secured ceasefires - which are very far from peace agreements - extracted by bullying parties with economic and military threats, Trump had been enraged by the fact that an African American had been elected president twice, without leading a seditious insurrection against his country, of the Democracy-for-Whites-only, the Unites Scams of America. As a lowlife entertainer, real estate cheater, and cheap marketing imbecile, Trump has done everything he could to "appear" as a peacemaker while being the antithesis of one.
In fact, Donald J Dump has been the arsonist-fireman in Palestine: As the arsonist, he did everything to help the criminal Zionists exterminate Palestine and the Palestinians (recognize Israeli sovereignty over the Golan, move embassy to Jerusalem, ensuring the supply of deadly weapons against civilians....), then step in as the fireman tasked with resolving the conflict.
His filthy-mouthed, uneducated, vulgar political advisor, one Steven Cheung (who once served with the decent war veteran and hero, the republican John McCain) reacted to the announcement of the awarding of the Piss Prize to his boss, by saying:
"The Nobel Committee proved they place politics over peace. President Trump will continue making piss deals, promoting wars, and destroying lives. He has the heart of a criminal mafioso, and there will never be anyone like him who can move mountains with the sheer force of his military bullying and economic threats". .jpg)
Conehead Steven Cheung - Courtesy of Margo Martin - https://x.com/MargoMartin47/status/1911202136412537174, Public Domain, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=174184933
Meanwhile, Maria Corina Machado of Venezuela has been awarded the real Nobel Peace Prize. She is the leader of the pro-democracy movement in Venezuela, which is under a dictatorship not unlike the one that the United Scams of America is sliding into, thanks to the convicted felon Donald J Dumb.
"This is certainly the biggest recognition to our people," Machado said. Known as Venezuela's "Iron Lady," the 58-year-old Machado has led a massive political movement challenging the country's authoritarian leaders for over two decades. Many Americans are urging both Republican and Democrat leaders to rise up to the level of Machado by standing up to the authoritarian criminal and demented senile geezer Donald Cankles Bump.
Machado was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for keeping "the flame of democracy burning amidst a growing darkness," the Norwegian Nobel Committee said Friday in a statement, in a clear reference to the "darkness" into which the likes of Trump have plunged the world.
Reacting to his receiving the Piss Prize, Trump declared, "It's normal. They should have done it long time ago. I am the only primate in the entire recorded history of the world to have pissed and slung muck on everything good and decent that humanity has achieved. Thank you so much, as I certainly do deserve this more than the left-wing radical Black Muslim Barack Hussein Obama who I still think was not born in the United States and never deserved to be president of the Democracy-for-Whites-only United Scams of America.
Meanwhile, the MAGA retrograde fauna and violent herd of morons is upset at former President Obama for ignoring the existence of the mafioso Dozy Don Trump in his comments on the ceasefire in Gaza. While promising and aspirational, the ceasefire in Gaza does not rise to the level of a peace agreement. Moreover, it has many more pitfalls that need to be addressed, and is in all likelihood a trap set by Trump and Netanyahu to get Hamas to release the Israeli prisoners before they resume the genocide.
Israel is a violent criminal state and even before there were any hostages, it had for decades acted inhumanely and with colonial brutality against the native indigenous Palestinians across all of Palestine. Without the Israeli hostages in their hands, the Palestinians will have no "cover" and the US-Israel criminal tandem will pounce on Gaza and the West Bank the moment the last Israeli hostage is released.
Trump could have forced the criminal Zionist Netanyahu to put an end to his racist colonial genocide in Gaza long long time ago, which would have saved thousands of lives. Instead, Trump continues to supply deadly weapons to the colonial Zionist forces, has endorsed the Zionist eviction of the UN and all western observers and journalists from Gaza, and created the criminal American-Israeli gang known as the Gaza Humanitarian Foundation to replace the UN in providing aid to the starved people of Gaza. But instead of providing aid, the GHF had been dangling food to the starving Palestinians as a bait to then target-killed them in a shooting competition game.
While the former president Obama made mention of the U.S.’ duty to support the rebuilding of Gaza and said he was “encouraged” that “an end of to the conflict is within sight,” he correctly made no direct reference to Trump, who is being falsely credited for "ending the war" when all he has achieved by bullying is a temporary ceasefire that will soon fall when Netanyahu gets his last prisoner from Hamas.
Obama posted on X Thursday, “We should all be encouraged and relieved that an end to the conflict is within sight; that those hostages still being held will be reunited with their families; and that vital aid can start reaching those inside Gaza whose lives have been shattered.”
The post soon had MAGA in a fit, with many responding to Obama by claiming he had forgotten one critical element: Trump. White House Director of Communications, the primate silverback Steven Cheung had a similar idea an hour later, begging president Obama to mention the name of Trump.
The fact is that Donald J. Dump has payed the arsonist fireman in Palestine. He fed the fire by encouraging his buddies, the criminal Zionists, to wage their destructive genocide then claimed to step in and put an end to the fire
Obama had received the Nobel Peace Prize in 2009 “for his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples.” As a disgruntled man-child with a tantrum, Trump declared in his usual incoherent ranting way, “Obama got a prize for doing nothing. Obama got a prize, he didn’t even know what he got it. He got elected and they gave it to Obama for doing absolutely nothing but destroying our country. He was not a good president. The worst president was Sleepy Joe Biden, but Obama was not a good president. After he won the election, then they gave him the Peace Prize right? My election was a much more important election."
Prior to the awarding of the Peace Prize to Machado, Trump has been trumpeting his mediocre and short-lived "achievements": “I know this, that nobody in history has solved eight wars in a period of nine months. And I’ve stopped eight wars. So, that’s never happened before."
Is it really any wonder, then, that the sophisticated Nobel Committee has denied the criminal narcissistic moron any chance at the Peace Prize? Trump should be happy with the Piss Prize that he so deserve.
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