JD Vance: Next Best Thing to White Wife Erika is Pregnant Brown Wife Usha

With a fourth child on the way, JD Vance will face hyyyuuuuge child support and alimony payments once that looming and inevitable divorce happens.

MAGA white christian supremacists don't like highly educated brown-skinned Hindu immigrant Usha who has refused to convert to Christianity and bleach her skin white. They are now pressuring JD to dump Usha and take blonde aryan and christian Erika Kirk for wife.

Now Erika's "christian" resume is not so Christian after all. Videos of her worshipping out of marriage sex have surfaced, and while telling MAGA's female herd of dumb morons to marry, have children and forgo careers outside the home, she waited until her mid-30s to have her first child, preferring to have some sort of career and lots of "fun" before settling down. She now runs the empire left behind by her uberdumb conservative late husband Charlie. One wonders who is raising her children?

That is usually the case with the "elite" of any totalitarian, cult-worshipping herd like MAGA: They can break the very rules they proscribe to their followers. It's happened throughout history: Popes used to have mistresses, children and armies. European royals, made kings and queens by the grace of no less than almighty God himself, were notorious fonicators and adulterers, and many of them inherited the crown as bastard children of their parents.

So, no suprise that MAGA "royals" JD and Erika are rumored to have a liaison while over-educated, over-achieving Usha has been reduced to the function of a brown-skinned maid, raising the children and changing diapers while JD travels the world shining the shoes of his Master Moron Donald Dumb.

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There’s No Longer Any Doubt About What Usha Vance Is Doing
Heather Schwedel
Fri, January 23, 2026 



The rumors about J.D. Vance leaving his wife for Erika Kirk, which have persisted since the two shared a much-discussed hug in October, were always more darkly entertaining than plausible. But observers have surmised that they took off because they reflected a certain air of uneasiness that has surrounded Vance’s marriage for the whole time it’s been on the national stage. As the highly educated daughter of Indian immigrants, Usha Vance not only doesn’t burnish Vance’s MAGA credentials; she undermines them. When reports of a possible divorce on the horizon began to swirl in November, it wasn’t altogether surprising. Reckoning with all those contradictions was inevitable, right?

I guess not. No reckoning is imminent. In lieu of trading in his wife for a paler model, Vance has found another way to prove himself a good shepherd of the MAGA faithful: He and Usha are expecting a fourth child in July, they announced this week. (Their other children, two sons and a daughter, range in ages from 4 to 8. He is 41, and she is 40.) For all we know, there was never any trouble in their marriage, and the cognitive dissonance is pure projection. But it does make a kind of sick sense that if J.D. Vance can’t have a white wife standing next to him as he clearly looks toward the 2028 presidential election, the next best thing is a pregnant one.

If you’re wondering what’s so MAGA about having a kid, it’s not just that they’re having a kid, but that they’re having a fourth kid. The average number of children per American household has been declining for decades, so having four kids in the year 2026 is a bit of a statement. While it doesn’t have to be conservative-coded, it tends to skew that way. It’s also a statement in the sense that it follows more literal statements Vance has made about pro-natalism and how women need to have more babies, and/or the evils of women who choose not to. In fact, the Vance baby is part of a mini baby boom at the White House, with press secretary Karoline Leavitt and Katie Miller, the wife of White House deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller, also expecting.

This pregnancy puts a spotlight on Usha, who so far in her tenure as second lady has seemed intent on keeping a low profile. News outlets were quick to note the historical nature of this bun in the oven, which should make Usha “the first sitting Second Lady in modern history to bear a child in over 150 years,” per Time. I confess to feeling the tiniest twinge of sympathy for her about the timing of the announcement—January is early to announce a baby due in late July. Did she feel pushed to say something before people started to notice her body changing? The reports of her not wearing her wedding ring that emerged a few months ago can be seen in a different light now, as she easily could have stopped wearing it because her fingers were swollen.

But that’s all the “Poor Usha” we should be indulging in, because it’s important to remember that she is a willing participant in all of this. While it’s tempting to wonder if anyone else in her law-school class has put their career on hold to have four kids, she chose to have all those kids, and to leave her career to support her husband, and to stay with that husband, no matter how increasingly awful he seems both as a force in society and as an individual partner to her. Usha is free to slap “I had this before J.D. went crazy” stickers on her other kids. But if she could ever claim any kind of ignorance, that time is over. She has now seen exactly who her husband has become as vice president. And knowing everything she knows, she concluded that yes, she wanted to have another one of J.D. Vance’s babies.

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Meanwhile, Erika Kirk, as CEO of Turning Stomach USA, is busy recruiting pedophile Evangelical "reverends" into her latest project. Pastor Greg Laurie, like hundreds of Evangelical criminals, is up to his eyeballs in child abuse and trafficking accusations. Laurie is the keynote speaker at Erika's "Make Heaven Crowded" tour.

Just like the Catholic Church, the Evangelical and other assorted Protestant "Christian" organizations are a facade for closeted gay men, pedophiles, and other abusers who use their "moral" power to screw young children because they can't screw women.

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Since taking over her late husband's positions as CEO of Turning Stomach USA, Erika has spearheaded new projects for the organization, with the latest being the inaugural 'Make Heaven Crowded' tour of the non-profit's Faith banner.

However, the tour, which has the theme of calling people to "repentance, faith, and bold obedience to Jesus," is now being overshadowed by controversy over Pastor Greg Laurie's role as a primary speaker.

Laurie is the senior pastor of Harvest Christian Fellowship in Riverside, who has been named in a wave of lawsuits filed in U.S. federal court alleging child abuse and trafficking by former pastor Paul Havsgaard.

The lawsuit alleged that church leaders, including Laurie, allowed Havsgaard to act without oversight and overlooked multiple warning signs of his alleged misconduct when he ran church-supported children's homes in Romania from 1998 to 2008.

It also alleged that the church didn't cease to financially support the Romanian homes despite reports of abuse, and that Havsgaard was also allowed to return to the United States with some of the children to raise even more funds.

While Laurie and his church deny any wrongdoing, the existence of the allegations and his inclusion as a speaker sparked a fierce backlash from netizens.

Many said they were disgusted by Laurie's feature amid such serious allegations, with one person writing, "This is very disturbing. What's more crazy is the crowd is full. Who would pay to see this?"

"Kirk will be turning in his grave with this corruption by his wife and family! Despicable," another user wrote.

"This isn't Charlie's Turning Point. Ericka is not doing what Charlie would do, ugh," a third individual commented.

Another noted, "Anyone claiming to be a Christian and supporting this is not a Christian."

Some individuals chose to show support for Erika and TPUSA amid the intense backlash over Laurie's feature.

One wrote, "Someone who once worked with HCF is accused of sexual misconduct, and HCF is sued as his employer. To implicate HCF in this conduct would be like implicating the Catholic Church for the misdeeds of one priest."

Another commented, "Serious accusation. Post the case numbers, filings, and actual evidence, or this is just slander bait."

While Erika has yet to address the backlash, it would not be surprising if she chooses to ignore it.

She previously told Fox News' Shannon Bream during a recent media appearance that she does not intend to address every allegation or insult made against her.

"If myself or Charlie spent every single second responding to every accusation, responding to every insult, every judgment, we'd get nothing done," the mother of two said at the time.

Erika also said she wasn't going to waste time praying that the criticism stops coming her way.

"I'm not gonna ask God to remove those people from life. It just makes me stronger," she further remarked.

Erika recently filed a motion urging the court to speed up the trial of Tyler Robinson, the man accused of assassinating her husband at a TPUSA event in September.

In court documents obtained by the New York Post, Erika's lawyer, Jeffrey Neiman, claimed that the widow was deserving of the request under a Utah law.

"The Utah Code affords victims of a crime 'the right to a speedy disposition of the charges free from unwarranted delay caused by or at the behest of the defendant,'" read the filing by the lawyer.

"This Court is tasked with the critically important function of ensuring the Defendant has a fair trial, but this Court must also do so while balancing Mrs. Kirk's right to a speedy trial, and therefore this Notice invokes Mrs. Kirk's rights under applicable Utah Code," the doc further read.