Trump Center for the Performing Farts: Hillbilly Band to Replace Washington Opera

Richard Grenell, Trump's butler and political appointee to the Donald J Trump Center for the Performing Farts and its Zionist spokesperson Roma Daravi have decided to cancel the agreement with the Washington Opera and replace it with a long series of Hillbilly performers, including Hillbilly Rockstarz who will perform with their hit "Beer Never Broke My Heart" and some oldies but goldies like Uncle Dave Macon's “Keep My Skillet Good and Greasy”.

The move is intended to bring an end to the leftist communist elitist takeover of the Center - formerly known as the Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts and now re-branded for America's glory as the Donald J Trump Center for the Performing Farts - and bring to the capital the wholesome "Christian family values" music that is cherished by our Dear Leader and Big Daddy Donald J Trump, and which represents the real America that has long been hijacked by dark-skinned, unchristian, unamerican leftwing lunatics, socialists, communists, immigrants and other haters of America. 

Indeed, the Washington National Opera will be leaving the Center, and according to the Zionist spokesperson of the DJT Center for the Performing Farts, Roma Daravi, the Washington National Opera group has “presented ongoing financial challenges for well over a decade” that “long predate the current leadership.”

Daravi has been tasked with putting a positive spin on the massive flight of many of the country's outstanding artists and slandering said artists. Apparently, those leftwing lunatic artists with their Communist America-hating music are not in line with the Dear Leader's vision and instructions for an American art rooted in the Appalachian Hillbilly traditions of white settler America that built this nation with massive ethnic cleansing, slavery, inbreeding and moonshining.




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Richard Grenell/X

Opera officials told the paper that new venues in Washington D.C. have been lined up but that no leases have been signed. They declined to name specific venues.

With the passing of the resolution, the WNO will now seek to move its performances out of the center’s opera house and reduce the number of performances staged there.

The decision marks the end of a partnership between the Kennedy Center and the WNO that dates back to 1971.

The WNO seems to dislike Donald Dumb's leeching off the prestigious Kennedy Center and rebranding it under a MAGA Radical Right ideology that denigrates women, dark-skinned people, immigrants and any human being who is not white protestant anglo-saxon, and often refers to "these people" as shithole, garbage and filthy.

Our Dear Leader Donald J Dumb has added his name to the prestigious Kennedy Center last month without the required congressional approval. The Dear Leader believes that leeching off an existing entity is a reasonable way to acquiring aura when none exists. In the American Dream, you can be an illiterate ignorant bum and still become refined as an artist by simply squatting inside an arts center. [For context: "leeching" describes a person or entity that exploits others for their gain, often without reciprocation. It implies a parasitic relationship where one party drains resources, time, or emotional energy from another].  Celal Gunes/Anadolu via Getty Images

Several well-known performers have canceled planned events since Donald Dumb took over the center, hybridized his name with the Kennedy name (to gain prestige by parasitic means) and replaced Arts with Farts. Among the lunatic leftwing communist and socialist haters of America who have decided to end their contracts with the Center, are comedian Issa Rae, Rhiannon Giddens, Kristy Lee, Wayne Tucker, and the foreign Mexican Sonia De Los Santos.

Chairman and Dear Leader Donald Dumb and his butler Grenell are now securing contracts with real homemade American musicians and performers, with a focus in 2026 on Hillbilly country music, so as to bring back its soul to America.

At the next scheduled performance, Hillbilly Rockstarz will usher the new artistry era at the Dumb Center for Performing Farts with their hit "Beer Never Broke My Heart" and some oldies but goldies like Uncle Dave Macon's “Keep My Skillet Good and Greasy”.