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Friday, August 15, 2025

MAGA Moron Anna Paulina Luna(tic) To Edit Bible with More Garbage

Maybe Donald Dumb can publish a new and improved bible that integrates the Book of Mor(m)ons and a special chapter with many prophecies about Trump's advent into this world to save it where Jesus himself failed. Proof? If Jesus was serious, he wouldn't have allowed Democrats to exist.

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MAGA Lawmaker Suggests That Secrets About UFOs And Aliens Were Removed From The Bible
Elyse Wanshel
Fri, August 15, 2025

Hey, at the very least, this is a pretty decent attempt to deflect MAGA acolytes from their obsession with the Jeffrey Epstein files.

On Wednesday, Rep. Anna Paulina Luna (R-Fla.) appeared on Joe Rogan’s podcast to advocate for government transparency about aliens.

The Florida Republican, who heads the Task Force on the Declassification of Federal Secrets, a subcommittee of the House Oversight Committee, said that our general understanding of green, bug-eyed aliens from outer space is totally wrong.

Luna explained that although “this might sound crazy,” she has seen evidence of technology created by “energy things” or “interdimensional beings” that defy humanity’s current understanding of physics.

She compared the tech that “interdimensional beings” are capable of making to a modern-day person “dropping a cell phone … back during the time of maybe cavemans [sic].”

Luna added that these “interdimensional beings” can move “outside of time and space,” and said there are “books of the Bible that have been removed that explain and kind of touch on these topics.”

“Look, have I seen a portal open? No. Have I seen a spaceship personally? No. Have I seen evidence of this? Yes,” Luna said. “Have I seen photo documentation of aircraft that I believe were not made by mankind? Yes.”

Rep. Anna Paulina Luna (R-Fla.) speaks during a news conference about unidentified aerial phenomena (UAP) transparency on Capitol Hill in 2023. Drew Angerer via Getty Images

Luna said that her task force was created after she, Rep. Tim Burchett (R-Tenn.) and former Florida GOP Rep. Matt Gaetz, who was accused of having sexual relationships with minors, investigated an incident involving Eglin Air Force Base. Luna said numerous pilots there reported seeing UAPs, or unidentified aerial phenomena, and alleged that the military “was covering it up.” 

Luna shared that another incident occurred at Vandenberg Space Force Base in which multiple people, including a pilot, reported seeing a red cube in the sky that was bigger than a football field.

She also shared a personal experience she had with a UAP while she was serving in the Air Force and stationed at the Portland Air National Guard Base in Oregon as an airfield management specialist.

“There had been an airspace incursion that had taken place when I was still, at the time, at the Guard, and I remember kind of talking to some of the pilots about it, and I was like, ‘What was that?’” she said.

Luna said when she pressed her colleagues about the incident, they acted like nothing had happened.

“They’re like, ‘Eh, we can’t really talk about it.’ No one really wanted to address it,” Luna said, noting that she thinks they were afraid of being “taken off flight status.”

Luna said that people have told her she’s going to ruin her political career by speaking out about the alleged phenomena, but she feels she must.

“Transparency is what builds trust,” Luna said of the government hiding alien secrets. “Other governments have revealed certain information on it. To think that we are the only, you know, life form on this planet, in this galaxy, I think is a little bit crazy.”

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