Trump Pardons Criminals He Hasn't Heard About: Sounds Like Autopen to Me

Donald Dump pardons criminal he hasn't even heard about. I think he just listens and obeys like a poodle to Stephen Rasputin Miller who actually is the effective but unelected president of the United States.


The Once-in-Two-Centuries Idiot-in-Chief of the United States

The senile demented ungrown child Donald Trump is receiving some scrutiny for admitting to pardoning a man he didn’t even know. He's Donald the Great Dumb, however, and while he made a fuss of Biden's use of an autopen to sign pardons, he is entitled as The Sun President to wade where others are prohibited from going. You see, the Moron-in-Chief is infallible, more so than the Pope himself. No mistake or error he makes is his responsibility.

The case here is that of Binance co-founder Changpeng Zhao who was pardoned by Trump, after he pleaded guilty in 2023 to “failing to sufficiently combat money laundering on his crypto exchange", and was sentenced to four months in prison.

On a recent episode of CBS's 60 Minutes, Trump admitted that he actually had no clue who Zhao was.  Trump said verbatim, “I don’t know who he is. I know he got a four-month sentence or something like that. And I heard it was a Biden witch hunt.” 

"Heard" as in rumors. Donald Dumb's criteria for pardons are so sober and strict that as many as 1,800 criminals and assorted villains have received the Sun President's clemency, including a revenant criminal from 15 years ago, the former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich, whose 14-year sentence for political corruption charges Trump first commuted during his first term then pardoned this term. I guess Stephen Miller advises Donald Hump to lay it slowly on the American people to avoid an anaphylactic  shock.

But yesterday's elections do indicate that the early elements of an anaphylactic shock are in place waiting for the eruption next November.

Incidentally, and not to muddy the waters, Zhao’s company did facilitate a $2 billion purchase of a Trump crypto venture. Corruption, morruption, it doesn't matter in The Golden Sun President's absolute power realm.