He married a Hindu to prove to the electorate that he's a tolerant Christian. But now, he wants her to convert because he has a presidential campaign to run in which his racist xenophobic MAG morons prefer a nice Christian couple, and not some left-wing, Democrat-stinking, multicultural liberal marriage.
Mathematically, 2028 drives the Yale DEI hillbilly hire JD's very tight embrace of "normal" white blonde blue-eyed Christian Erika Kirk (and her large MAGA legacy), which appears to be linearly proportional to his slow peeling off the multiculturalism of his marriage with "abnormal" dark-haired black-eyed Hindu Usha. He can't re-center himself politically because his head has been up Trump's disgusting rectum for far too long, therefore he must undertake an even more extremist lurch to the Radical Right to try and salvage a deadend political career.
He will still have the backwoods of Appalachia where he can re-settle as a once-famous hillbilly. Or better yet, JD can convert to Mormonism (he's already ricocheted three times from one religion to another and from one name to another, the latest landing him as a Catholic), then have Erika join him and Usha in a polyamorous polygamous marriage that can win him all sides of the American voting people.
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Usha Vance Broke Her Silence Amid JD Vance Divorce Rumors, And Here's What She Said
Chelsea Stewart
Sat, November 22, 2025
Yesterday, the internet went absolutely wild with divorce speculation after Usha Vance was seen without her wedding ring.
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On Nov. 19, the second lady joined Melania Trump for a visit to the military training facility Camp Lejeune in Jacksonville, North Carolina. She wore a burgundy sweater dress and jewelry — but her wedding ring was nowhere in sight.
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That immediately fueled rumors that she was splitting from Vice President JD Vance, with whom she shares three children.
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"They must be getting [divorced]," one person posted on X.
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Another agreed she was definitely "soft-launching" her divorce.
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Some suggested there was probably a practical reason Usha wasn't wearing the ring, but others found that hard to believe, as she's "usually" seen with it.
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"Before you say 'lots of people don’t wear their wedding rings!' note that she usually wears hers," one person tweeted, adding, "Google for confirmation."
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There were also a bunch of tweets like, "Anyone got eyes on Erika Kirk," after that very bizarre moment between them at a Turning Point USA event last month.
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As the rumors spread, Usha wound up issuing a statement to People through her rep. The spokesperson denied that the pair is getting a divorce and said that Usha is simply "a mother of three young children, who does a lot of dishes, gives lots of baths, and forgets her ring sometimes."
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We've reached out to Usha and JD for comment as well, but really, it sounds like there's nothing left to say.
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