Mind Patterns of the Moron-in-Chief

Here is how the Moron-in-Chief thinks:

If I fire the Labor Statistics Bureau chief because of abysmal job numbers under my administration's chaotic black hole, and replace her with the "right" moron, the job numbers would suddenly improve and look great, and so will I be able to claim that I Made America Working Again (MAWA).

Now apply this scintillating Nobel-prize-worthy philosophy to anything and everything, and you get the Trump effect. 

For instance, the worm-brained, frog-throated Healh Secretary RFK Jr. reports that Trump calls him almost every day with the same question: “Why aren’t people getting healthier yet?”

The stupid idiot squatting in the white outhouse thinks that by appointing the "right" moron to the Department of Health and Human Services, Americans should immediately get healthier, and he can then brag about having Made America Healthier Again (MAHA).

 

By extrapolation, Trump thinks that if he fires the Fed Chair Jerome Powell, interest rates would immediately tumble and the economy will surge. 

 

Or if reporters stop asking him embarassing questions, the problems behind the questions will cease to exist. Which is why he lashes out at them with vitriol and indecency when he doesn't like the questions.

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Meanwhile, there is no need to keep tallying instances of Trump's absolutely proud ignorance now that he's been branded the "dumbest president ever". Most of his former associates who left the white house slamming the door used the term "moron" to describe him, but "dumb" is equally valid.

 

The latest confirmation of his moronity followed a baffling six-word remark by Trump about the Democratic Republic of the Congo, which in his xenophobic nativist mindset is one of those shithole countries he often dismisses. To the Moron-in-Chief, the US, Israel, Scotland, maybe Norway (no one knows why) are countries he knows and understands. All the others are "shithole" countries.

Viewers of the speech broadcast from the Oval Office on Thursday were left in disbelief after hearing the former President commenting that the US and the Congo are nearing a minerals deal. 

On Thursday, Mossad Boulos, Trump's daughter's father-in-law who was elevated to the rank of US senior adviser for Africa per standard crony practice in dictatorships, had earlier discussed a "minerals agreement" after meeting with Congo's President Félix Tshisekedi in Kinshasa. But despite the agreement reportedly being in its final stages, Trump's comment revealed he knows nothing about the African nation.

A viral post captured Trump's bewildering take on the deal, prompting some to label him the "dumbest president ever."

The viral post to X reads: "WTF. In an unbelievable showing of stupidity, Donald Trump admits he doesn't know where the Congo is: 'I don't know what that is.' He is the dumbest president we ever had." Note that he didn't say "where" that country is; He said "what" that is, which means that he doesn't even know that Congo is a country. He might as well think it's a flat golf course.

Which reminded me of 2016 when rightwing GOP libertarian presidential candidate Gary Johnson was asked a simple question on MSNBC’s Morning Joe, as the Syrian civil war was raging.

"What would you do, if you were elected, about Aleppo?" asked panelist Mike Barnicle.

"About?" Johnson replied.

"Aleppo," Barnicle said.

"And what is Aleppo?" Johnson asked.

"You're kidding," Barnicle said.

"No," Johnson said.

Something about the inbred white Americans on the republican side of the country makes them too happy in their ignorance of the world, at the same time that they claim to want to control the world. They are so full of shit and of themselves, that there is no room for any other knowledge or information that their shriveled brains can process.

Someone commented: "Trump's cluelessness about the Congo is a new low, geography matters when you're leading a nation." Critics argue that such ignorance isn't just embarrassing but also dangerous for someone who once had access to the nuclear codes, insisting that America deserves a leader who can at least locate Africa on a map.

One supporter tried to clarify Trump's words, noting: "He's not even saying that he doesn't know where it is. He's saying he doesn't know 'what' that is.