Trump Wants to Pressure Chinese Tik Tok by Changing its Name to Tic Tac

On Thursday the demented senile moron-in-chief had a verbal slip that revived one of his most memorable but disgusting gottcha moment.

While speaking to reporters, the idiot-in-chief twice referred to the social media platform TikTok as “Tic Tac,” the brand of breath mints. He declined to admit that this was an intentional jab - one of his "Art of the Deal" maneuvers - against the Chinese-owned Tik Tok platform, but experts say by belittling the platform with name-calling, Tump might be trying the same tactic he is using to humiliate Mexico by changing the name of the Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America. 

In his ignorant stupidity, the moron-in-chief does not understand or even know that the name "America" does not belong to the United States, while the United States itself belongs to America, hence "United States OF America". America is the name of the entire continent from Baffin Bay to Tierra del Fuego. By changing the name of the Gulf, this isolationist idiot is humiliating his own country by recognizing the entire continent as more preeminent than either Mexico or the US.

Now, in 2005, the Unitedstatesian imbecile-in-chief also talked about Tic Tac when speaking supposedly over a silent microphone on the Access Hollywood TV program some years ago. In that footage before the 2016 election, Trump told the show’s host Billy Bush that he needed Tic Tacs before greeting “Days Of Our Lives” actor Arianne Zucker. “I better use some Tic Tacs, just in case I start kissing her,” the irresistible cazanova moron said. Then he bragged about how his celebrity status allows him to sexually do whatever he wishes with women, "Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.”

Tic Tac for Tik Tok is perhaps a Freudian way for Trump to stick a finger to the Chinese. But he's too dumb to actually plan such a slip. With him, stupidity is spontaneously natural.