"BRING HIM BACK" urge the Christian Zionist Evangelicals of Florida. They want Yair here in Florida because he might draw the Messiah and the end of the world - Armageddon, without specifying which Messiah it is: The brand new Zionist one who's never showed up in some 5,000 years? or the old but improved Judeo-Christian one who showed up some 2,000 years, died, resurrected and said he'll be back?
If life in the Colony has become unbearable - some 5% of Israel's Zionist population has apparently left the colony since 2023, all holding second passports from their original homelands - perhaps Florida could serve as an alternative "Homeland" for its settlers. In the US, unlike in Palestine, the Zionist settlers, particularly the rabid ultra-religious barbarian extremists from the Bronze Age, would enjoy a warm and welcoming sojourn among their Christian Evangelical neanderthal brethren and associates in crime.
Granted, they'd lose the Mediterranean, but the Atlantic and the Gulf of Amerexico will do just as well. Hurricanes, swamps, alligators and traditional Christian mass shootings in Florida would compensate by far their loss of the Palestinian Shooting Range back in the deserts of Palestine. They also could continue to procreate like rabbits in order not to have to face the Demographic Timebomb that is ticking on them back in Palestine.
Who knows? Maybe Yahweh has chosen a new Promised Land for His people in Florida. Could an Evangelical preacher please predict the future for us and tell us when Armageddon is slated to take place? Since Creationism claims to be a science, fortune-telling could also adopt the Scientific Method and Reason to divine the future, especially since the Evangelical macaques have God's ear (or is it ears?). In any case, let us hope that the Zionist settlers would take full advantage of the American welcome without resorting to the violence they have inflicted on the equally welcoming Palestinians some 100 years ago.
Remember the Balfour pledge of "....nothing shall be done which may prejudice the civil and religious rights of existing non-Jewish communities in Palestine"? That would apply also in Florida, assuming the savage cavemen settlers abide by this provision this time around. Donald Dumb would issue a new Balfour Declaration to be known as "The Rubio Declaration" in which he envisions the creation of a Jewish homeland in Florida.
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Israel says Netanyahu’s son ‘urgently evacuated’ from the US after threat
Mariamne Everett and DPA
Sun, August 30, 2026
Yair Netanyahu at the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) in Hungary, May 29, 2025 [Zsolt Szigetvary/EPA]
Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's eldest son was flown back to Israel from the United States after a threat to his life, according to Israel's domestic intelligence agency.
The Shin Bet said in a statement on Saturday evening that, "there was a significant threat to harm Yair Netanyahu, and in light of this and after an assessment, a decision was made to urgently evacuate him along with his security team and return him to Israel".
The agency did not specify the source of the threat.
US broadcaster Newsmax reported earlier this week that Yair Netanyahu was the target of an alleged Iranian assassination plot last December, while he was living in Florida.
Israeli intelligence informed US authorities after it had learned of the alleged plot, the broadcaster reported, citing a US law enforcement official.
The report surfaced after Benjamin Netanyahu told Israel's Channel 14 that "Iran targeted one of my sons. Iran tried to kill, to murder one of my sons".
Yair Netanyahu, who was constantly accompanied by an Israeli security team, was ordered to leave the area immediately, Newsmax reported. He left without taking his personal belongings and returned directly to Israel.
Netanyahu's eldest son has lived in Florida for several years, where his "reportedly luxurious lifestyle and the state-funded security provided to him repeatedly drew public attention in Israel", reported The Times of Israel.
His continued residency in the US after the Hamas-led October 7, 2023 attacks on Israel provoked criticism from many Israelis. They questioned the double standard of Netanyahu's son remaining overseas while hundreds of thousands of Israeli reservists were called up, the Israeli newspaper reported.
The right-wing activist and podcaster is active on social media, frequently commenting on Israeli politics and attacking his father's political opponents, government critics and journalists.
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Israel says Netanyahu’s son ‘urgently evacuated’ from the US after threat
Mariamne Everett and DPA
Sun, August 30, 2026
Yair Netanyahu at the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) in Hungary, May 29, 2025 [Zsolt Szigetvary/EPA]
Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's eldest son was flown back to Israel from the United States after a threat to his life, according to Israel's domestic intelligence agency.
The Shin Bet said in a statement on Saturday evening that, "there was a significant threat to harm Yair Netanyahu, and in light of this and after an assessment, a decision was made to urgently evacuate him along with his security team and return him to Israel".
The agency did not specify the source of the threat.
US broadcaster Newsmax reported earlier this week that Yair Netanyahu was the target of an alleged Iranian assassination plot last December, while he was living in Florida.
Israeli intelligence informed US authorities after it had learned of the alleged plot, the broadcaster reported, citing a US law enforcement official.
The report surfaced after Benjamin Netanyahu told Israel's Channel 14 that "Iran targeted one of my sons. Iran tried to kill, to murder one of my sons".
Yair Netanyahu, who was constantly accompanied by an Israeli security team, was ordered to leave the area immediately, Newsmax reported. He left without taking his personal belongings and returned directly to Israel.
Netanyahu's eldest son has lived in Florida for several years, where his "reportedly luxurious lifestyle and the state-funded security provided to him repeatedly drew public attention in Israel", reported The Times of Israel.
His continued residency in the US after the Hamas-led October 7, 2023 attacks on Israel provoked criticism from many Israelis. They questioned the double standard of Netanyahu's son remaining overseas while hundreds of thousands of Israeli reservists were called up, the Israeli newspaper reported.
The right-wing activist and podcaster is active on social media, frequently commenting on Israeli politics and attacking his father's political opponents, government critics and journalists.
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