The Pious Christian Life of Pete Hegseth and his On-Off Marriages and Divorces

He's got three so far, for now, but he can go up to four of he wants to, and he doesn't have to convert to Mormonism or Islam. 

Between his drinking binges, the serial adulterer has ended up with a legacy of two failed marriages (and a third one coming soon to be sure). Now he says he was saved and redeemed by his "personal" savior Jesus-Christ (I don't know but where can you buy your own "personal" Jesus: Costco, Amazon or Walmart?), but why doesn't this pious Christian offer that redemption to those poor Caribbean fishermen he is shooting from the skies and watching them blown to shreds from a distance behind a screen like a coward?

Couldn't he arrest those suspected drug traffickers and offer them their own "personal" copies of the Savior Jesus? And if they refuse, then maybe put them before a judge to decide on their crimes? I don't think the Savior-in-Chief Jesus Christ likes to see people blown up like flies for no obvious reason. By wantonly killing brown-skinned people, Hegseth is pleasing his boss Donald Dumb (who has yet to be saved and redeemed by Jesus) and showing the MAGA herd of morons that he is tough guy, a warrior...just like in the stupid cheap violent movies America makes and disseminates across the world. 

Hegseth likes to have many many many (white) children with many many many (white and dumb blonde) wives because he hates all those people with brown or black or asian or whatever other skin colors his own savior has created. He thinks his whiteness grants him an automatic superiority over all these other subhuman primates from shithole countries. Problem is that Jesus and his corporation - the so-called Church - has banned polygamy, and that doesn't sit well with the "hunter" Hegseth. 

At least, Hegseth can be proud to have increased the numbers of white people on this earth. As the fornicating drunkard warrior, Hegseth's epitaph will read, "Fornicating White Supremacist Mission Accomplished". 

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U.S. Secretary of Hore Pete Hegseth has inherited 7 children from three marriages. He's young, dumb and Chrsitian: He's got a brilliant fornicating future ahead of him, as long as he stops screwing up with bad decisions.



 

First he married his high school girlfriend, Meredith Schwarz in 2004.

Then she divorced him in 2009 because she found out he was fornicating with Samantha Deering. Adultery is a mortal sin for devout Christians like him. Strike 1.

After fornicating with his mistress Samantha behind his wife's back, he married her in 2010 and she begot him three sons.

But he couldn't stop the illegal fornication and adultery. He started screwing a married woman by the name of Jennifer Rauchet, again behind his wife Samantha's back. In 2017, Samantha found out that he had a bastard out-of-wedlock child (Gwendolyn) with Jennifer and she dicorced him. Strike 2.

Now Jennifer herself is no cloistered nun either. She was married when she started screwing Pete. So was he. That's a two-lane adultery which is, in the garbage bible these idiots claim to be the word of God, sentenced to stoning to death. Jennifer already had three children from her previous marriage which of course ended up in divorce when her husband found out. So Pete 'Valentino' married her in August 2019, knowing deep down he will cheat on her and get a divorce. It's Christian career path he has chosen for himself.

I pity those seven kids who are being raised outside of a normal Christian nuclear family. They are the victims of their adultering fornicating parents. I fear for their emotional wellbeing.  

I predict that Jennifer and Pete will soon file for divorce, given their respective histories and loose marriage vows. Ther is also the stress of Pete's mediocre performance at the Defense Department, which the warrior Pete renamed Department of Hore.

Typical of dumb white Americans from the boonies, Pete recently declared that "[We] are a family brought together by the grace of God". Does he mean that Jesus Christ, his personal coach and savior, authorized several adulteries and divorces for the sole objective of forming this fantastic family? I am confused. They say they believe one thing, but then do the exact opposite.

In August 2022, Pete said that "his family" had relocated to Tennessee. He told the Birmingham Christian Family outlet that they chose the state's central region (known for its Appalachian inbreeding) that includes Nashville, so that they could send their kids to a private Christian academy. It seems therefore that the fornicating adulterers are keen to see their children, and the children of the other people they cheated on, raised just like them: In a devout Christian environment where adultery (Hahahaaaa) and out-of wedlock fornication (Hahahahaaaaaa) are not encouraged but generally well tolerated. You see, Christianity for these imbeciles is like a restaurant menu: You choose what you want and reject what you don't want. 

Please don't conclude that these American Christians - who are Christian Only In Name (COINs) - are bigots. That wouldn't be fair. To be a bigot you have to be a bit smart and play the double game. These people (MAGA et al.) are not smart enough to be bigots. They are simply dumb and their brains are in their asses and their gonads, which leaves their skulls as vacuous as outer space, with very dark matter lurking around.