A New MAGA Eureka by "Focks News": By Winning, Democrats are Losing!

Hysteria. Walking on ledges. Prepping razor blades to slash their wrists.... The MAGA morons of Focks News don't have to work hard because their audience, besides the Moron-in-Chief, consists largely of trailer-bound white trash, rednecks and other illiterate white peasants who wax nostalgic of a time when they could lynch a black slave and have a beer or two afterwards to celebrate. Hence, they can shove any piece of human manure down their throats, and still get a thank you in response.

The Focks News starlette, Laura Ingraham, is running out of twilight zone bullshit to serve on her show. She has now founded a new school of backward hillbilly philosophy in which red is blue, white is black and up is down. These are "alternative facts" to the science-based common sense notions of red is red, blue is blue, white is white, black is black, and up is up and down is down.

But the stupidity ferment that Donald Dumb has seeded in Laura Ingraham's brain and other MAGA morons like her is mossy: She has now declared that by winning last Tuesday ALL the races, the Democrats are actually losing. Does it mean that if Democrats lost, they would be winning? In fact, the Democrats are winning now because the MAGA morons won last time and are proving their barbarity, their incompetence and their failure.

Far-reaching intellectual revolution. That is why some of her audience believe that the earth is flat, that the sun revolves around the earth, and that Donald Dumb is the Messiah.

The "Ingraham Angle" show that this dumb blonde runs on Focks News should be renamed as, "The Ingraham Wangle". More appropriate for her kind of journalism.

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Fox News Host Drops Stunning Take on Election Bloodbath: ‘By Winning Democrats Are Actually Losing’
Mediaite
Thu, November 6, 2025


Fox News host Laura Ingraham dropped a stunning take on an election night bloodbath for Republicans, claiming that “By Winning, Democrats Are Actually Losing.”

After an election night that saw Democratic landslides in races that were supposed to be close and losses for causes Trump heavily supported, supporters of the president are coping in a variety of ways. The president, for his part, gave a talk to Senate Republicans at the White House, acknowledging the negative effects of the government shutdown on Republicans — while also shouting out the theme that “I wasn’t on the ballot.”

On Wednesday night’s edition of Fox News Channel’s The Ingraham Angle, the strongly pro-Trump host took a different tack by delivering a lessons learned commentary that was summed up best by the onscreen graphic that read “By Winning, Democrats Are Actually Losing”:

LAURA INGRAHAM: Well, here’s the good news about last night. The new angry socialists, they may have some political winds at their backs, okay.

They may work on TikTok, but their actual policies are proven failures. They’re turning against socialism, after all, in France, and it’s led to disastrous results across Europe.

And I have a question. Have socialist policies lifted people out of poverty in Venezuela? The only way to save freedom and market capitalism is through economic nationalism.

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP: They put America last, we put America first. We put America… And as long as I’m in the White House, the United States is not going communist in any way, shape, or form. We’ll stop it.

LAURA INGRAHAM: But for now, New York will have to learn the hard way.

New Jersey will be poorly governed, as usual, with mega red tape and high taxes. And in Virginia, parents are gonna be disenfranchised from the education of their children, and taxes are likely to go up there as well.

So by winning, Democrats are, in a way, losing, because they’re gonna simply drive more people to the red states where life is easier, safer, and less expensive, and the government generally more responsive.