Trump's Empty Skull Means he Uses his Tiny Gonads to Think

It's realy like watching a fight between 9-year olds.

Both Trump and the Iranians are now blocking the Strait of Hormus, out of spite at each other. So we are in for a long stalemate and a long Cold War-like stalemate.

Now the imbecile, elected by 77 million other imbeciles, says he doesn't care about the stalemate running into the November midterms. Since one needs to translate Trump's verbal diarrheas into real world language, this means that he is terrified of the prospect of an unresolved war he initiated, but cattle-prodded by a Zionist war criminal, running straight into that November Tuesday. It's a Roy Cohn smartass tactic: Always say the opposite of what you're thinking. You see, when he insults women, Trump is really lusting after them. When he accuses Democrats of lunacy, he is revealing his own mental inadequacies by projecting them onto others. Someone once wrote, "with Trump every accusation is a confession".

As he slowly sinks in the muddy sands of the Middle East, Trump has no idea what to do. He was bamboozled by Netanyahu into starting a war that seems highly unwinnable if one takes the Iraq and Afghanistan debacles as precedents. 

Trump is now stuck. If he backs down on Iran, he loses. And if he sticks with escalation, he also loses. The only real options he has if he wishes to try and not "lose" this war (or at least appear not to lose it in the eyes of his MAGA herd of morons) are:

- He can use a nuclear weapon to "wipe out an entire civilization", a Harry-Truman-Japan decision circa 1945

or

- He can send ground troops to invade at least a portion of Iranian territory to try and destabilize the regime just enough to make it fall, but that would mean a long-term involvement with plenty of body bags
 coming home 

or

- He can continue in a pesistent campaign of random bombings that would weaken Tehran further without risking American lives, but that would also mean a long term and costly campaign that would include nasty retaliations by the Iranians against the Arab Gulf concubines of the US who are already shrieking hysterically at losing investments, fleeing foreign workers, and a degradation of their tacky shiny mirages back into a Stone Age landscape.

None of these options are compatible with a chance at victory in the 2026 midterms next November.

But the man is simply a cornered bully. Right now he is huddling with his recalcitrant and reluctant military leaders to consider escalatory military actions against Iran. The goal of this briefing is, no surprise, the wishful thinking about ‌actions needed to compel ⁠Iran to negotiate an end to the conflict.

According to Axios, the US Central Command is thinking of a "short and powerful" wave of strikes on Iran. "Short" in the hopeless hope that it all will vanish before the elections, and "powerful" in the equally hopeless hope that somehow the regime will buckle if the US bombs bridges and power infrastructure. 

The Iran war appears to be unpopular with the American people. They know this was a badly conceived joint MAGA-Zionist adventue that has rattled markets and ​raised oil prices. The mediator, the Pakistanis, are themselves extremist Islamists with nuclear bombs. I wonder why is Iran any different.

Americans never seem to learn from experience or from history. This Iran war is another instance where the chances of turning a bad regime into a good one is simply silly. Regime change, democracy, etc... all are subsumed under a greedy reach for oil, not because we need it, but to prevent China from taking it.

Meanwhile, the price of oil again surged on Thursday, with prices hitting some $125 a barrel. Americans should expect to be paying $10 a gallon this summer if the stalemated war continues.