The Internal Incoherence of Donald Dumb's Concept of Free Markets

The USA is considered a bastion of raw, unfettered capitalism. Any attempt at regulating the market is deemed by the dinosaur republicans and other backward conservatives as a a socialist communist marxist crime aiming at destroying the fallacy of the American dream.

If such is the case, then you'd expect that these conservatives dumbasses will allow the market to operate on its own and decide who is a winner and who is a loser, because in their world as barbarian primates hailing from the Jurassic it's a dog-eat-dog world, a constant Darwinian battle between the fit (i.e. the greedy colonial thieves of other peoples' resources) and the unfit (non-white, non-anglo-saxon, non-protestant dark and brown people from around the world). 

Which is ironic because they reject Charles Darwin's established sccientific fact of evolution by natural selection - which by the way is NOT a battle between fit and unfit, but rather a constant quest to adapt and adjust to a constantly changing environment - because it clashes with their barbarian (fake and bigoted) faith in garbage religions and texts written in the desert some 3,000 years ago. They are cryptic atheists of the worst kind who do not believe in the claims of their own religion (forgiveness, kindness...) because if they did, they'd lose the battle of greed and cruelty in the capitalist free market.

If you believe in a free market, you believe in winning and losing. Therefore, if there are trade deficits between countries A and B, it means that country A is buying more stuff from country B than the latter is buying from country A.  In an ideal world, or in the stupid mind of Donald Dumb, they should be buying equal amounts of stuff from each other. But the world is not ideal for conservative brutes: It is as mentioned earlier, a Darwinian dog-eat-dog world where there are losers and winners.

But what could be the reasons for the imbalance of trade. There are many possible reasons, and I am no economist expert:

For example, Country A products are poor quality and/or are expensive. So country B buys less from country A.

Country B makes stuff that country A does not make, so it is normal that country A buys more from country B. 

One can imagine all sorts of reasons like that that make country A a loser and country B a winner in the balance of trade between them. And that is how the fucking free market of capitalists works. If country A wants to sell more to country B, it should improve the quality and/or reduce the cost of its products, or make the stuff it needs on its home soil and stop buying and nagging.

In sum, Donald Dumb's tariffs are a violation of the fundamental tenets of capitalist free markets. Donald Dumb is therefore a socialist marxist because he wants to impede the operartions of a free market with taxes and tariffs.