Trump to Deliver Incoherent Drivel at Rose Garden Today

On President Donald Dumb's schedule today Friday is a much-anticipated ranting drivel of fragrant horseshit at the Rose Garden. The much anticipated slurred speech will focus on a soup of narcissistic self-congratulatory comments about Dumb's achievements: attacks on women's intelligence, unhinged racist remarks, disgusting comments still blaming a decade-old Obama-Biden admin for his own abysmal failures, blocked Hormuz, soaring oil prices, angry "allies", dissatisfied American voters including Dumb's own MAGA morons, a US dollar losing its monopoly in trade and finance, and rising inflation and high grocery prices, etc., all hurled in a divagating and sleepy monotone. The senile and aging president is expected to occasionaly fall alseep while speaking, just long enough for attendees and listeners to catch their breath, decipher the hidden meanings of the ramble, and try to make sense at all of any of it.

If he takes questions from the press, Dozy Don Dumb will introduce new insults against women. After his much-heardled mysogynistic responses to female reporters' questions, like "Shut up Piggy" or "Low IQ" or "you're a disgrace" or "you never smile", etc., the Dumb jackath will usher such new linguistic gems to the world of diplomacy, all researched for him by his low-life vulgar spokespersons, as "loose" or "slut" or "fat" or ugly" all the way to the diamonds of all insults against women, namely "hormonal" or "bitch" (which he has so far courteously refrained from uttering in public).

Here, the senile and smarmy Donald Dumb appears completely lost among the roses at the White House. He is known to wander aimlessly in total confusion and usually waits for his nurse-in-waiting to take him to his bed and change his diapers. He wants to rename the White House as Trump's White Home for the Insane Elderly. 

Donald "jackass" Dumb will deliver ​remarks in the Rose Garden at ‌the ⁠White House today Friday. As expected, the idiot's handlers ​did ​not ​mention what ‌the remarks ​would ​be about because they know the demented senile old man has no idea how to deliver a coherent speech. We are all expecting a giant soup of disjointed Dada-inspired automatic-speech phrases and broken sentences, the likes of which the whole universe has never ever seen or heard since the dawn of life on earth.