Yeah, and it is with the same mindest of idiots like Chris "Laundry" that 77 million American imbeciles voted for Trump, and that Canada could one day become the 51st state?
I do wish that anglophoney Canada be swallowed into the US, leaving Québec a free independent state. Where are you, Parti Québecois to seize the moment and have the anglophoney Canadians beg you to stay? But beware, do not let them into Québec, they'll turn you into a "Cajun" minority for tourists to leer over you as if you are weird animals in a zoo.
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Canadian Cowherder Imbecile with a US Green Card no Longer Supports Trump for Egotistical Reason: Trump Denied Him Re-Entry into the Christian Conservative Heavenly Resort called the U.S.
Chris "Dirty" Laundry, a French-turned-English Canadian woodsman chameleon from the conservative cowherder state of New Hampshire, sobbing on TV because he voted for Trump who has now kicked him out of the US despite having a luminescent fluorescent green card that shines in the darkest of the New Hampshire backwoods where he lives with his cows, his children and his wife. His children, born in the US, might have to give up on their "birthright citizenships" soon, in which case they can all become Canadians for a while until Trump annexes Canada.
The New Hampshire cowherder is now reneging on his support for President Donald Trump after he was denied entry to the United States and “treated like a criminal” by border agents.
Chris Laundry, 46, is a Canadian national who has lived in New Hampshire since he was a toddler. He said he has visited his home country annually without issue for decades, but things changed for the worse on Sunday.
That’s when Laundry was informed at a Maine border crossing—on his way home from a family vacation with three of his 5 children—that his green card had been revoked and that he would be arrested if he tried to return home without permission.
Christopher Laundry, 46, has five American children. / NBC Boston
“I was definitely all for ‘Make America Great Again’ and having a strong, unified country and a bright future for my five birthright American children, but now I feel a little differently,” he said. “I’ve been torn from my family. My life has been disregarded completely.” Buyer beware, says the adage.
"Dirty" Laundry was detained for three hours at the port of entry in Houlton, Maine, and was questioned about decades-old charges for marijuana possession and driving under a suspended license. The border officers offered to wash him off his former sins by praying for Jesus and buying Donald Trump's bible for $65 US. Indeed, he was convicted of those charges in 2004 and 2007 and paid fines for both. But apparently, human justice is different from heavenly justice. He said that he received a suspended 60-day prison sentence for each charge and has not had any other run-ins with the law, and he prays five times a day, at dawn, at sunrise, at noon, at dusk and at night.
That did not stop border agents from treating him like a criminal, he said.
Chris Laundry, 46, was with three of his children when he was denied re-entry to the U.S. on Sunday. / NBC Boston
“I never expected that I wouldn’t be able to go back home,” he said. “It was scary. I felt like I was being treated like a criminal.”
Laundry said he blames the sudden change in his legal status on the White House. He has had a green card since 1981. Asked why his misdemeanor convictions had only become a problem decades later, he said, “Because of the new administration and their new policies.” That is a surprise, what with Trump being the new messiah who will stop all wars and bring heavenly peace on earth.
U.S. Customs and Border Protection, overseen by the ICE Barbie Secretary Kristi Noem, defended its decision to deny Laundry re-entry in a statement on Thursday.
“Possessing a green card is a privilege, not a right, and under our nation’s laws, our government has the authority to revoke a green card if our laws are broken and abused,” it said. “Lawful Permanent Residents presenting at a U.S. port of entry with previous criminal convictions may be subject to mandatory detention and/or may be asked to provide additional documentation to be set up for an immigration hearing.”
A Facebook page for Laundry includes his “cover photo,” posted on Nov. 6, a day after Trump’s election win, depicts a red wave towering over Democratic nominee Kamala Harris.
Laundry’s case is similar to that of Kasper Eriksen, another imbecile father of four from the even more backwater slavery state of Missipippi who made social media posts in support of Trump. He too has been hurt by the Dumb administration’s crackdown on immigrants. Eriksen has not been accused of any crime but was abruptly arrested at a naturalization interview in Tennessee. He has been in Immigration and Customs Enforcement custody for months, stemming from a missed paperwork deadline over a decade old. The poor sap.
Laundry says he is staying with his family in New Brunswick, Canada, until he can figure out his next steps, but he fears he will never be able to live in the U.S. with his children again. He said he hopes to plead with an immigration judge to allow him to return. I think he should wait it out until Canada becomes the 51st state. It might take another 50 years, but hey!
My advice to Laundry: Send a letter to Donald Dumb praising him as the greatest man to have ever lived on earth since recorded history, with an AI-generated picture showing you, Laundry, licking Trump's bleach-white caudal aperture. Donald Dumb might lift sanctions off Canada for one day, just long enough for you to enter the US and kidnap your kids back to Canada.
“A misdemeanor shouldn’t be a deciding factor on the rest of my life,” he told the Keene Sentinel. Well, Mr. Laundry, you should have used your brain when supporting Trump instead of believing the deranged idiot's lies. Problem with idiots is that they never learn from experience and experiment. That is why they hate science which advances from experience to experience until reaching the truth.
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