MAGA-GOP Farting from Both Sides of their Caudal Apertures

US House Speaker Mike Johnson was trying yesterday to patch up the disastrous behavior of his Moron-in-Chief president Trump by continuing to lay blame on Zelenskyy.

As a typical puppet for Trump, Johnson repeated the demand made by Vance and Trump that Zelenskyy either "needs to come to his senses and come back to the table in gratitude, or someone else needs to lead the country to do that”. 

The "gratitude" thing reflects the narcissistic egomaniac Trump's personal cult he has developed in his MAGA-GOP entourage of cowards and yes-men. Acccording to Johnson, Zelenskyy should come back and kiss the ring of the Dear Leader and agree to Putin's demands. Otherwise, Zelenskyy should resign and "someone else" needs to lead the country, by which Putin's puppets in the US mean that Ukraine should be headed by someone who would submit to Putin's blackmail and annexation of his country.

BUT, just as they speak from both sides of their mouths, the MAGA-GOP imbeciles also fart from both sides of their caudal orifices. At the same time that he was digging the dagger deeper into Zelenskyy's brave and courageous stance for his country, Johnson criticized Russia and Putin, something that the idiot Trump has shied away from doing, particularly since returning to office. How can Johnson be criticizing Putin AND demanding that Zelenskyy submit to Putin's demands?

It is clear that Trump has some sort of a secret deal with Putin to break up Ukraine and exploit its resources, just as Hitler and Stalin did regarding Poland, and all Trump's behavior and statements reflect his association with the criminal dictator in the Kremlin. The only thing that might have riled up Trump during his meeting with Zelenskyy is that the latter required security guarantees in exchange for a deal on Ukraine's rare earth minerals, and stingy Trump doesn't want to give guarantees that include US soldiers on Ukrainian soil and continued arms deliveries because 1. they cost money, 2. they will upset his buddy Putin, and 3. he would be violating the isolationist streak in the GOP genome.

In his desperate attempt to cover up for Trump's thuggish behavior, the asshole Trump-ass-kisser Speaker Johnson went so far as to say, “I'd like to see Putin defeated, frankly,” in an interview on NBC. “[Putin] is an adversary of the United States”.

“Putin is the aggressor,” Johnson also told CNN. “It is an unjust war”. 

Can these morons make up their minds? If Putin is the aggressor, and if Putin needs to be defeated, and if Putin's war is unjust, and if Putin is an adversary of the US, why aren't the MAGA-GOP backing Zelenskyy even more? What the heck is Trump doing and saying the opposite, namely that Zelenskyy did start the war, that Zelenskyy is a dictator, and that he respects Putin, etc. 

The fact is that the MAGA-GOP Trump sycophants are too scared of Trump to say what they really think, so they go along with one fart for Putin and another fart against him. Playing it safe, so that when Putin invades all of Ukraine, Poland and the Baltic States and reneges on all the agreements he made, the MAGA-GOP numskulls can later quote themselves criticizing Putin to save their asses from the judgment of history. 


Trump-appointed sycophant Speaker Mike Johnson

Meanwhile, the other mindless Trump ass-kisser Marco Rubio, a long-time vicious opponent of Putin and current secretary of state, has toed the Trump line and has become a vociferous defender of Putin. But the poor soul is running out of mental and verbal acrobatics to explain his fence-sitting, which led him to become agitated in an interview with George Stephanopoulos on ABC News. 

In the interview, he kept dodging questions from Stephanopoulos and making contradictory statements. Just like Johnson, Rubio's defense of Trump's behavior centered on convicted seditious felon Trump's supposed humanitarian mission "to open peace negotiations with Putin". 

“The president is basically saying, there’s this horrible war,” the donkey-eared Rubio said. “It’s been going on for three years. It is a bloody stalemate, a meat grinder-type war, and [Trump] wants it to end. How does it end? It’s very simple. The only way it ends is if Vladimir Putin comes to a negotiating table.” It's like rewarding a courtyard bully for smashing the face of another student.

But not one minute later, Rubio admitted that the Trump administration had no idea what Putin’s demands were for a peace agreement, even though the MAGA-GOP administration has had several conversations with the Kremlin regime, including several phone calls between Trump and Putin, a long meeting between Putin and Trumps' Middle East envoy Steve Witkoff in Moscow in February, and a meeting between Rubio himself and Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov in Saudi Arabia!!!!

“Maybe…their demands will be unreasonable,” Rubio said. “We don’t know, but we have to bring him to the table... I’ve said from the very beginning, maybe they don’t want to deal either. We don’t know, but we haven’t talked to them in three years,” he said.

And the cherry on the cake came when Rubio refused to say why Trump's men refuse to call Putin a “dictator”, when they had so readily made the same claim about Zelensky. Clearly, they have instructions from Dear Leader himself not to call Putin a dictator because Trump has a secret deal with Putin over Ukraine.

Then when Stephanopoulos quoted Senator Lisa Murkowski’s comments criticizing Trump for breaking up the Atlantic Alliance, saying “Even some of your Republican allies are puzzled by the steps that President Trump has taken to placate Vladimir Putin", Rubio became agitated and replied, “Which steps has he taken? ... Which ones? Are we arming the Russians?” to which Stephanopoulos replied by saying that America had voted with Russia and Belarus in a United Nations resolution that called for an end to the conflict and contained no criticism of Russia, and that the U.S. also voted against a European-drafted resolution that condemned Russia as an aggressor.

Bottom line: the "businessman" Trump is selling Ukraine and Europe, the EU and NATO for a money-making deal on Ukraine's rare earth minerals. It's really that simple, because the skull of the American moron-in-chief contains the brain of a grocery store owner bereft of any knowledge of human civilization.