Donald Dumb’s Senior Adviser on Arab and Middle Eastern Affairs
Nowhere to be seen. Trump rewarded him with this grandiose title because Boulos Jr. sleeps with Trump’s daughter every night and also because Boulos is a billionnaire who managed to buy up enough Arab votes in Michigan. That’s it. When it comes to real “advising” on the Middle East, Boulos is nowhere to be seen.
Instead, Trump has tapped a golfing buddy and a fellow real estate billionaire Steve Witkoff as Special Middle East Envoy. While Boulos is a Lebanese Christian, Witkoff is of a superior race, the Jewish one. I never believed that Trump would listen to an Arab on Middle East issues. But the Lebanese are so dumb that they thought Trump would in fact ask for Boulos’s opinion. Look at Boulos’s picture and you’ll see the happy-go-lucky Lebanese villager who struck gold because his son consummates his marital obligations with Trump’s daughter from a third marriage.
Witkoff doing the Musk Dance on stage
With Witkoff, Trump is assured that deals that may be struck would always be to Israel’s advantage. “Steve is a Highly Respected Leader in Business and Philanthropy, who has made every project and community he has been involved with stronger and more prosperous. Steve will be an unrelenting Voice for PEACE, and make us all proud” Trump said in a statement.
I wonder what is Boulos’s position on Israel and Palestine. Has anyone ever asked him?
I recall during Trump’s first campaign and term, the Lebanese – the Maronites in particular – fell in love with the dumbass orange primate because he proclaimed a fossilized Maronite Lebanese-American professor by the name of Walid Phares to be his senior adviser on Arab and Middle East affairs. Yup, same title as Boulos. Why Phares? Because the “professor”, who is not a billionaire, wrote a few articles and appeared on Fox News to blare platitudes about how bad Muslims are in general.
But then, Phares disappeared into oblivion. We never saw him in the White Outhouse, we never heard from him again.
The point is that the Lebanese, and the Christian Maronites in particular, are a tribal, feudal conservative bunch whose only focus in life is money. They will curry favors with their deadliest enemies if they can make a profitable deal with them. Instead of rallying together for their common existential cause, they continuously splinter into factions that are pro-Syrian, pro-Israeli, pro-Saudi, pro-Iraqi, pro-American, pro-Russian and so on, depending on where the money comes from. Some factions reverse from pro-Syrian to pro-Saudi overnight if the check from the latter is fatter.
That is why they celebrate the advent of Boulos – whose first name rhymes well with Mossad – as “Senior Adviser on Arab and Middle Eastern Affairs” though he may never advise on anything related to the region. His title is – politically speaking – a dead-end payback for supporting Trump among Arab-Americans. Trump may have found in him a fellow billionaire and a father-in-law to his daughter, but he has no use for him on important matters. He will keep him in a vinegar jar on a shelf if he ever needs him. In any case, Boulos’s scintillating ascent remains contingent on his son continuing to consummate his marriage vows to Trump’s daughter. If, as the tradition in the Trump clan suggests, Boulos Jr. breaks up, divorces or separates from the Trump daughter, and obviously claims part of the assets or the estate (unless Trump forced him to sign a pre-nup), then Boulos Sr. will, like Phares, disappear while dealing with expensive legal proceedings.
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