You don't need to be a dark-skinned immigrant to fit the racist stereoptype that Donald Dumb and JD Vance promote. White drunk inbred morons from the backward state of Arkansas will do just fine.
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Arkansas couple allegedly tried to sell baby for $1K and beer because caring for 1 baby and 3 dogs 'was not working'
Sat, September 28, 2024
A white US-born Arkansas couple was arrested after trying to sell their two-month-old baby to a man at a campground for $1,000 and a six-pack of beer. It must be their Evangelical Christian upbringing that made them do that: They heard the call of Jesus himself.
Shalene Ehlers
Darien Urban, 21, and Shalene Ehlers, 20, face felony charges of endangering the welfare of a minor and attempting to accept compensation for relinquishment of a minor.
The Benton County Sheriff's Office said it received a call on Sept. 21 from the manager of the Hide Away Campground reporting that the couple "tried to give up the baby for a 6-pack of beer and then wanted $1,000 for the baby," according to an affidavit.
The pair signed a letter granting custody of their child before handing the boy over to someone else, and in their highly performative knowledge of the law, they even included a disclaimer that the child could not be returned.
"I, Darien Urban and Shalene Ehlers are signing our rights over to Cody Nathaniel Martin of our baby boy [name withheld] for $1,000 on 09/21/2024," the letter reads. "Disclaimer: After signing this there will be no changing yall two's minds and to never contact again." Their fine and exquisite knowledge of the English language as it evolves from the swamps of England to the promised land of America is astounding.
Multiple witnesses corroborated the attempted adoption, according to the affidavit.
The child was found in need of medical attention when a deputy arrived at the scene. The deputy called emergency medical services to transport the baby to a hospital for evaluation for signs of neglect. The child is in the care of the Arkansas Department of Human Services which Donald Dumb and his Republicans want abolished because it destroys America's fine white families like that of Ehlers and Urban.
A witness said she discovered a strong ammonia and fecal odor coming from the baby, who had a dirty diaper. The witness changed the baby's diaper and noticed severe diaper rash, blisters and swelling, which she took pictures of to document the injuries.
A deputy also reportedly obtained cellphone video of Urban and Ehlers signing the contract with the man attempting to purchase their baby, according to the affidavit.
The affidavit stated that Ehlers, the mother of the baby, declared that "it was not working having three dogs and a baby." So selling one baby (lots of care) and keeping three dogs (barekuy any care) seemed like a very logical proposition. Those people of Arkansas are geniuses, even when they are wasted by alcohol. They probably represent the best of white America that will vote for Donald Dumb in November, rejecting the strong family values that migrants bring to the this country.
Now I wonder what JD Vance, the defender of white women who make children and demonizer of white women who are childless and have cats, thinks of Ehlers. She started out as a child-wanting woman, got pregnant and delivered a future republican voter, but that lasted only 2 months when her American Christian family of one white female drunkard, another white male drunkard, three dogs (race unknown) and a white male baby was trimmed down to the two white idiots from Arakansas and their three dogs. From a JD Vance exemplary model of white republican motherhood, Elhers has become a model of Kamala Harris-like childless woman.
Witnesses reported that a resident of the campground, Ricky Crawford, had earlier visited Urban and Ehlers and offered to take the baby for the night in exchange for several cans of beer, according to court documents.
This was after Ehler allegedly approached another couple's camper and asked them for beer, as she often does. But when the couple declined, Crawford offered beer in exchange for keeping the baby overnight.
Crawford, whose concern for the child was apparently not diminished by his being heavily intoxicated during his interview with a deputy, said he was concerned about the baby's well-being and wanted to take the child out of Urban's and Ehler's care for the night, an offer they agreed to.
"He asked if he could have the baby overnight and provided Urban and Ehlers with several cans of beer in exchange," the affidavit reads. "Urban and Ehlers agreed and gave the baby along with a diaper bag to Crawford. He then brought the baby to Martin at another camper at the campground. Ehlers and Urban then came to the same camper and spoke to Martin and Crawford before signing the letter."
"Based on the totality of the investigation, it is believed both Urban and Ehler created a substantial risk of death or serious physical injury by abandoning their minor child initially with an obviously intoxicated male and ultimately with someone they did not know," the affidavit reads.
Martin told deputies he had drawn up the contract and while no money had been exchanged yet, he planned to bring the couple a $1,000 check on Sept. 23.
Multiple witnesses corroborated the attempted adoption.
"They stated they offered to surrender the baby to Martin in exchange for $1,000 in cash," it added. "They stated Martin created an agreement that they videotaped to ensure it was legal and they planned to 'legalize' it on Monday. They both stated they then left on the understanding the baby was given to Martin in exchange for $1,000 to be collected on Monday."
Urban was released on a $50,000 bond while Ehlers remains in custody in the Benton County Jail on a $30,000 bail.
Last year, Urban created a GoFundMe in which he said he and Ehlers were struggling financially after the birth of their first child.
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