Fake News: French President Macron Threatens to take back Suez Canal from Egypt

Just as the Supreme Moron Donald Trump is threatening to take back the Panama Canal from the country of Panama in Central America (probably by invading the country and militarily seizing the Canal), to buy up Greeland from Denmark, and to make Canada the 51st state of the disunited States of America, other presidents around the country are consulting their colonial history registers to see if they can go back and renege on long-passed agreements. The only exception, of course, is the Zionist Jews who went back some 3,000 years to claim ownership of historic Palestine.

But French Emmanuel Macron is seriously thinking of invading Egypt, like his predecessor Napoleon did in the early 1800s and reclaiming the Suez Canal which built by French engineer Ferdinand de Lesseps in 1869. Egypt apparently is "ripping off" the French by charging them exorbitant fees to transit their ships across the canal.

As his announced the nomination of an ambassador to Denmark, the scintillating Trump said, “For purposes of National Security and Freedom throughout the World, the United States of America feels that the ownership and control of Greenland is an absolute necessity". In 2019, and in his typical highly sophisticated language, Trump said that a potential purchase of Greenland from Denmark would be a “large real estate deal,” like those he himself does with buying, building and selling casinos and hotels and filing bankruptcy soon afterwards, adding the critical sentence, “it would be nice” for the U.S. to buy it.

Over the weekend, the Supreme Moron Trump had also threatened to seize control of the Panama Canal from the Central American country, which inspired French president Macron to make France Great Again by seizing the Suez Canal. Some believe that the senile Trump is also deteriorating into dementia because he thinks he can go down in history as a "great man" by inciting wars and destabilizing the planet like his beloved predecessors, the likes of Xerxes, Alexander the Great, Julius Ceasar, Napoleon, Hitler, and other "great men" whose reputation was built on mass murdering entire nations just so that history remembers them.