Israel IS the Most Perfect Banana Republic

In reaction to criticism by the most senior Jewish official in the US government, Senator Chuck Schumer, the war criminal jackass Benjamin Netanyahu defended his mongrel country by saying that Israel is not a Banana Republic. 

Now, Senator Chuck Schumer can never become president of the US because America is still a very backward and racist country. No Jewish American can ever become president because the vast majority of the American public is antisemitic to the bone, especialy the White Anglo-Saxon protestants of the south.

Of all presidents over the past 248 years  - only White Anglo-Saxon Protestant (WASP) assholes have become president, except for two white Catholics (John Kennedy who was assassinated by a WASP in 1963; and the current president Joe Biden), and one African-American Protestant Barack Obama. No woman has ever made it to the presidency, while many countries around the world, including the Third World, have long had women presidents or prime ministers: Indira Ghandi (India, 1966), Sirimavo Bandaranaike (Sri Lanka, 1960), Isabel Peron (Argentina, 1974), Elisabeth Domitien (Central African Republic, 1975) and many others. Sadly, at this time in the 21st century, the US is offering its people two white octagenatrians as candidates whose ideas reek of 19th century America.

If you research the definition of a "Banana Republic",  you'll get a variety of similar definitions. Below is a sampling:

Associate professor of political science, Matthew Wilson, writes for The Conversation: A Banana Republic is defined as a small, politically unstable country that is weak because of an excessive reliance on one crop and foreign funding. 

Israel is such a country. Small, unstable, weak, and relies on one crop: VIOLENCE. It relies essentially on US aid and on stealing and exploiting the native indigenous Palestinian population. 

The Oxford dictionary says that a Banana Republic is a poor country with a weak government, that depends on foreign money.

 

Again, Israel is a prime example of a small poor country with a chronically weak government that depends on the US for everything: military, investments, grants and subsidies, and special treatment. Otherwise, it could barely survive the hostility around it, and has an unsustainable economy based on expropriating land and labor from an oppressed and occupied native Palestinian population.