Thus Spake the Senile Moron Trump

Donald Dumb is now doubling down on his innate primitive moronic cerebral stupidity: He's turning senile. What a pleasure to see the smooth transition from a simpleton idiot to a senile old fart: The fun is only beginning.

At 78 years of age, Donald Dumb is now confusing Nimarata Randhawa, a.k.a. Nikki Haley, for Nancy Pelosi. Ptretty soon, he'll confuse Melania, his wife, for Stormy Daniels.

He also can't remember the names of US military bases, referring to them by their 19th century names of "forts":

“We won world wars out of forts,” he said. “Fort Benning, Fort This, Fort That, many forts. They changed the name, we won wars out of these forts, they changed the name, they changed the name of the forts, a lot of people aren’t too happy about that.”

Nine U.S. military installations were originally named for Confederate generals who betrayed the country and who fought a secessionist war against the United States. People in the southern US are direct descendants of dumb ignorant peasants of the original inbred English stock of barbarians who massacred the native Indians and brought millions of Africans as slaves to forcibly work without compensation on the cotton plantations. Since 1860 when they lost their war of secession, they haven't  been able to get over their loss and continue to be moonshining racist inbred one-toothed bible-believing numskulls living in squalid rundown junkyards across the south. No wonder they idolize and love their Donald Dumb with his golden toilet seats.

Donald Dumb remembered one "fort", Fort Benning, named after Henry L. Benning, who was not just a secessionist Confederate traitor general but a racist white supremacist. It was renamed Fort Moore last year. Even if his servants wrote all the stuff on the teleprompter for him, his ramblings often wander away from it because the illiterate Scottish-German immigrant peasants' son can barely read, let alone from a teleprompter.

On X, people commented on the idiot's ramblings:

* Understand that Trump is mad because military facilities named for treasonous white supremacist slavery advocates who waged war against the United States were renamed to honor actual American heroes. That's what he and his audience are pissed about.

* I was stationed at Fort This in 2009. They wanted to transfer me to Fort That. Lol a commander in chief that can’t even remember the names of the bases, yet he’s so upset the names were changed. 

 

* Donald Dumb hopes that one day a fort will be named after him, Fort Dumb.

 

* "Where were you stationed?", "Fort This, you?" "Fort That!"

 

* I am distraught that half the country is made up of barbarian ignorant morons who vote for this criminal ignorant moron. And they all claim to love meek and mild Jesus.

 

Last week, the dumb asshole republican candidate boasted about passing a cognitive test he took four years ago, this time working a whale and some tricky math into the story.

“I aced it,” he bragged of the Montreal Cognitive Assessment (MoCA) test that Trump said he was given in 2020 when he was president. During another of his incoherent ramblings and digressions last Wednesday, Trump claimed the test is much harder than the media has made it out to be.

“They always show you the first one, like a giraffe, a tiger, a this or that. A whale. Which one is the whale?” he said, correctly. “Then it gets harder and harder and harder,” Trump insisted. “And then it’s multiply 3,293 times 4, divide by 3.” Wow! no one can do this like Donald Dumb.

The MoCA test is not a measure of intelligence. It merely looks for signs of cognitive impairment that can lead to dementia. One wonders why was Trump given this test.

“I actually feel better now than I did 30 years ago,” said the moron, who is 78. “Tell me, is that crazy? And I think, cognitively, I’m better than I was 20 years ago. I don’t know why.”

Our European allies are scared shitless at the thought of another Trump presidency. They believe he will deliver Ukraine to bis buddy Putin and encourage genocidal Netanyahu of Israel to complete the ethnic cleansing of Palestine.

On X, people had lots of fun about this:

 

* The fact that he constantly needs to tell people that he’s a stable genius tells you that, deep down, he knows he’s not. 

 

* Republicans deserve this. For eight yrs, Republicans enabled this guy, and stroked him, and bowed to him. They never had the guts to stand up to him. So they absolutely deserve to sink again with this guy this year.

* If I remember well from his revolving door administration, every single one of his government members walked out calling him names. Here's a sample from Bob Woodward's “Fear: Trump in the White House”:

- Defense Secretary Jim Mattis said Trump had the understanding of “a fifth- or sixth-grader".

- Chief of staff John Kelly called him “an idiot”and "unhinged".

- Omarosa Manigault Newman, a staffer in the West Wing, said that Trump is a “racist, misogynist and bigot".

- Former economic adviser Gary Cohn said Trump was “dumb as shit” .

- National security adviser H.R. McMaster said the president was a “dope".

- Chief strategist Steve Bannon said Trump was “like an 11-year-old child".

- Secretary of State Rex Tillerson called Trump a “moron".