[Turning Point USA's name has been replaced with the more appropriate "Turning Stomach USA"]
Turning Stomach USA campus moron quits after Kerika Irk failed to show up. This organization of moronic MAGA juveniles is already on its way to extinction. Turning Stomach USA (TSUSA) was founded on the basis of imbecile Charlie Kirk's "discovery" that you can convince sane and decent people that racism is good and acceptable if only you express it with good manners and politeness, something the Nazis were very good at.
As hypocrisy and bigotry are easily ferreted out of Trump's MAGA morons (they can't help themselves), it takes no time before such a vapid and stupidly American idea (e.g. you can be happy if only you smile and pretend to be happy... positive thinking bullshit) to disintegrate. Which is happening before our eyes. The MAGA morons of the backward state of Georgia (where inbreeding among the white trash settlers and slave owners has led to a general decline in mental acuity and a derangement in uttering speech known as spluttering: The tongue of the average Georgian speaker is so protruding out of the vocal orifice that every outgoing syllable is escorted with 1.27 Oz. of saliva. Canadian visitors to Georgia: beware.
The self-declared MAGA "president" of the University of Georgia’s Turning Stomach USA chapter is quitting. This tragedy is taking place after the hillbilly Vice President and Donald Dumb's hand puppet J.D. Vance, visited the Georgia chapter and was met with virtually no audience to applaud his platitudes. Well, he's a Catholic, a bad one to be sure, but the Evangelical numskulls of the MAGA cult have long hated Catholics - Papists as they call them - even though Vance chose to wage a public war with the POpe on matters of theology. You see, you can be a DEI (Diversity, Equity and Inclusion) hillbilly recruit at a liberal Yankee campus like Yale, as a dumb midwesterner and Catholic, you have no option in MAGA but kiss the ass of the Evangelical moron at the helm. Which explains why many of the tiny idiots of Turning Stomach USA did not show up to listen to Dunce Vance's speech. They may also be beginning to smell the decomposition gases emanating from the MAGA corpse and, as their brains are still developing, they may want to try other pastures.
To make things worse, the national president of Turning Stomach USA, Her Ecellency the Head Bimbo, the supreme Mullatah of the organization, Kerika Irk did not show up. There were rumors for a while that Kerika and JD were romancing the stone, as JD's forced love for, and marriage with, a dark-skinned Hindu immigrant (all three disqualifying criteria for the MAGA racists) did not sit well with the mentally-challenged xenophobes of MAGA and Turning Stomach USA, especially that she was pressured to convert to the Evangelical Cult but declined. In line with the traditional MAGA family values of corruption, adultery, fornication on the side, gun-loving alcoholism, cronyism and nepotism, the lady inherited her position from her late husband, affectionately known as Charlie. But given his own deficiencies in the realm of the intellectual, she could not have been better than him.
According to Caroline Mattox, the U. of Georgia chapter’s president, joining TPUSA had been “a dream” of hers, but that after its founder, Charlie Kirk, died last year, the right-wing organization’s mission had become dishonest. DISHONEST. Hear the truth from the mouths of babes. That is still a mild description of an organization molded on a convicted felon dumb jerk by the name of Donald Dumb. Mattox went on to say that that after Vance’s visit, it had become “abundantly clear” to her that “TPUSA’s mission and purpose have been lost along the way.” Good riddance. Thank you Caroline.
“It became evident to me that the organization’s current direction no longer aligns with the principles upon which it was founded... and I have significant concerns about its messaging and current trajectory... In light of this, I am resigning from my position as president of the Turning [Stomach] USA chapter at the University of Georgia. While I am grateful for the experiences, lessons, and people this chapter has brought me, I can no longer, in good conscience, continue to represent an organization that I believe has strayed so far from its original purpose and principles." Wow.
Obviously, to explain the train wreck that TSUSA is going through, a good Donald Dumb tactic is to reject responsibility and dump it on your opponents. Turning Stomach USA is claimg that it was left-wing infiltrators who scuttled the event by reserving tickets, which somehow resulted in hardly anyone bothering to show up. Yup, it is always that scarecrow, the lunatic left, that can depended upon to take the blame for any gastroenteritis that gives MAGA the runs.
Erika and J.D. have maintained a close friendship since Charlie was killed in September. / Brad Vest / Getty Images
Other cancerous TSUSA growths at various universities and colleges are also self-eradicating as the immune system of the nation has built up enough antibodies, killer T-cells, macrophages and other democracy-restoration disease-fighting tools to begin dismantling the MAGA evil empire.
For example, the TSUSA chapter at the University of Arkansas (another backward southern state) also disbanded after Kerika visited it last month. She must be carrying a weakening mutant of the virus that is easy to dislodge.
At the most recent stop on the tour to Baylor University in 'Wacko', Texas, all media were denied access to the event. TPUSA said the press restrictions were due to the venue they rented, but Baylor said it was clear about expectations with TPUSA from the beginning.
Meanwhile, Baylor University in 'Wacko', Texas, also imposed restrictions on public and media access to a Turning Stomach USA event there, which led to turning away 4,500 stupid ticket holders. The X account of The Baylor Lariat, the campus newspaper, reported that there would be no press access to the event, a decision it said had been taken “in the best interest of our students.”
No comments:
Post a Comment