More than cold weather, the senile idiot fears small crowds and a mangled hair-do.
The orangutan President-erect Donald Dumb announced on Friday that he is moving his Jan. 20 inauguration ceremony indoors – inside the Capitol - as arctic weather is set to blast the Washington DC area. Reports say that Monday is forecasted to be the coldest inauguration day in 40 years.
Former presidents John F. Kennedy and Barack Obama, both Democrats and younger men at the time, were braver because they faced more frigid temperatures during their inaugurations. Trump is more than three decades older than JFK & Obama were.
But this sends a chilling – no pun intended – effect on the “Strong and tough” white guy image that Trump has been cultivating throughout his relatively brief political career. Trump is nearly 79 years old, and many expect him to deteriorate fast once he’s in office. Just like Biden did. He already showed signs of dementia, memory loss and slurry speech during the campaign. Commentators on social media reflected that Trump fears his cult followers won’t be that dedicated to stand in freezing temperatures to listen to his idiotic rants; they were already walking out on his campaign rallies. He also might fear that his hair will get messed up if he were to wear a hat.
But there's another more Freudian reason: Crowd size fears. According to porn actress and prostitute Stormy Daniels, who had sexual encounters with Trump that he tried to hide by paying her off for her silence, Trump's penis size was small and looked like a stunted mushroom. Which explains his fixation on the size of crowds attending his events and more generally on using excessive superlatives in his language, e.g. the greatest ever, never seen before in history, no one but me has ever done this or that, the biggest ever, etc.
Trump’s obsession with crowd size was evident during his first inauguration: He did everything he could to fake-increase the size of the crowd that attended it. A U.S. government photographer even fake-"augmented" the official pictures to make the crowd look larger, as revealed by an Inspector General probe at the Interior Department.
After what were clearly smaller Trump crowds than had cheered Barack Obama’s first swearing-in in 2009, Trump had his press secretary Sean Spicer deliver a silly hyperbolic message that, "really, Trump’s crowd was bigger ... This was the largest audience to ever witness an inauguration. Period. Both in person and around the globe,” Spicer said.
The Trump obsession was mocked most prominently by former Pres. Obama at the Democratic National Convention in August, when he spoke about “this weird obsession with crowd sizes” while using his hands to make a suggestion that the real size obsession was far more personal and phallic.
Bottom line: Trump is a sissy old man who is afraid of bad
weather that might shrink his beneath-the-equator crowd size. Just like George Costanza once suffered the disastrous consequences of "shrinkage" on his relationd with women, any Trump "shrinkage" could be fatal to his already naturally diminished meridional "crowd" size.
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