Grocery prices, including eggs, will go down 50%.
Gasoline will precipitously drop from $3.20 before inauguration to $2 right as participants leave Capitol.
Ukraine and Russia will be signing a peace treaty.
North Korea will announce it is disarming because of the love between Donald Dumb and Kim Jong-Un.
All Arab countries - no mention of Palestine - will be signing peace treaties with Israel by 6 pm Monday January 20, 2025
The US government's deficit will immediately shrink by several trillion dollars.
Tariffs imposed on Mexico, Canada, China and the EU will immediately "force" prices down on all goods while enriching the US Treasury.
10 million migrants will be speedily rounded up across the country, beginning at 6 am, to be ready to be deported by trains, planes, boats, donkeys, and bicycles by 6 pm.
Canada is set to annouce it is joining the union by Tuesday January 21 morning, because of hiccups overnight negotiations with French-speaking Quebec that may not want to join so as not to become another French human zoo like Louisiana.
The Panama Canal will be overtaken by US Special Forces in an overnight raid and will be open to traffic again by Tuesday morning, after waiving all passage fees on US ships and increasing fees by ten-fold on Chinese ships transiting through.
Greenland has already sent an Inuit delegation to Wahsington DC, all prepared to cede itself (people and territory) to the Donald Dumb administration.
In other words, by Tuesday morning at the very latest, Donald Dumb would have fulfilled all his campaign promises. After that, he may have very little else to do (no paperwork, no negotiations, no hussle and tussle with the Congress, etc.). He can now dedicate most of his time to watching Fox News heaping praise on him, then playing golf all afternoon.
AMERICA would have indeed been MADE GREAT AGAIN.
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