Glans Benis Upset: Orthodox Neanderthals Must Serve in the IDF Terrorist Militia

The Israeli Supreme Court has ordered a funding freeze for the Jewish ultra-Orthodox barbarians as long as they refuse to serve in the Israeli Terrorist Organization known as the IDF. These neanderthals from the Stone Age of humanity are afraid of fighting and pretend to want to "study the Torah" instead. For those of you who don't know, but the Torah is a garbage fiction from the deserts of Arabia written by hundreds of scribes over several centuries some 3,000 years ago. 

The Torah is of little historical value. It is full of revolting human behavior (pedophilia, adultery, homosexuality, bestiality, human sacrifice, etc.) and is a self-serving propaganda piece whose apex is the ultra-Orthodox barbarian claim that the Big Zombie in the Sky has chosen them over all other peoples on earth as his favorite pet people and has granted them someone else's land with instructions to kill the inhabitants of this land, including its men, women, children and animals.

The ultra-Orthodox barbarians in the current genocidal government of Benjamin Netanyahu are upset and some of their supporters have threatened to quit over the issue. In orther words, there are no real differences between the Islamic Theocracy in Iran and the Jewish Theocracy in Israel, as men in robes and strange headgear claiming divine authority, run the show.

"Studying" their respective "holy books" (Torah for Jewish extremists, Quran for Muslim extremists) is simply a neck muscle exercise that reinforces a rigid uncompromising mindset inherited from humanity's age of ignorance. Memorizing the holy book while bobbing one's head back and forth is what the Homo Ignoramus of both organizations refer to as "studying". Religion, after all, is an organization with an ideology and a following, like a political party, except that its basic tenets are rooted in bullshit stories made up long ago by ignorant smelly old men who had no other explanation for reality than magic, soothsaying, charlatanism and voodoo.

Those among the barbarian Israeli ultra-Orthodox Jews - the vast majority of them Russians - who are in full-time "Torah study" are exempt from mandatory military service. In other words, since Jews do not have the concept of a "martyr" (unlike Christians and Muslims), these people refuse to die for their beliefs. Cowards? Probably. Then, how can they fight with their sidelocks in the way, their thick Russian coats and tall hats that are unsuitable for the desert environment of the Jewish colony in Palestine and for modern genocidal killing. Moreover, their need to be constantly bobbing their heads and grunting makes them easy targets for the Palestinian liberation fighters.

Now, conscription in the Jewish Colony in Palestine (JCP) is itself discriminatory: Only white Ashkenazi europeans serve: The ultra-Orthodox do not serve, the Israeli Palestinians (those who refused to be expelled in 1948) do not serve, but then there is an exception: The Druze chameleons in the north of the country - the Druze are a half-ass Muslim Arab sect - are notorious for having no principles: In Lebanon they are socialists, in Syria they are baathists, and in the JCP they are zionists. So they say. If Aliens land tomorrow in the JCP, the Druze will be the first to serve them.

The ultra-orthodox Jewish barbarians oppose the High Court decree and Netanyahu's government attempts at a compromise solution for fear of a civil war in the JCP, while the secular, centrist National Union party of Glans Benis [sic], is insisting that Netanyahu's exemptions for the religious barbarians be scrapped altogether. Glans Benis has threatened to pull out of the government over the current plan, in a coitus interruptus that could abort Netanyahu's orgasmic genocide in Gaza and the West Bank.

N.B.: "Glans Benis" is a distortion of the name of Benny Gantz, the Israeli minister. The nickname is very fitting. You'd have to learn some anatomy to find out why.