Trump Should Annex Israel as the American 55th State...

 ... after Canada (51st), Greenland (52nd), Venezuela (53nd) and Cuba (54th).

Since Trump claims he is running the world with his "stable genius" policies, and that his magic golden hand and scintillating mind make anything he touches become "hot", why doesn't he annex every one of the more than 100 "shithole" countries and thus expand the US beyond the Founding Fathers' dream?

This way, the peoples of these "shithole" countries will forever be grateful to the Great Moron for bestowing on them the status of dumb and ugly Americans and replacing their incompetent dicatorships with the fantastic administration he leads today. He will own all their natural resources (oil, minerals,...), and since they are mostly "dark-skinned" countries, he will have a huge reservoir of subhumans to lord over and torment. He also will curtail China's ongoing penetration of all these countries and put an end to its ascending power.

By annexing Israel, Donald Dumb would eliminate the need for the US to squander billions of dollars on a spoiled brat of an ally. Instead, Israelis, as American citizens, would in fact start paying taxes to Uncle Sam. Better yet, Donald Dumb would put an end to the hypocrisy of an "independent" Israel that, truth be told, could not survive one second without US generosity. Being Eastern Europeans with fair hair, eye and skin colors, Israelis for the most part look like Trump's "real Americans" and they have last names that are indistinguishable from American last names. Israelis also speak perfect American English; when Netanyahu speaks, you'd think he's a midwesterner from Iowa. Israelis even have a token Black minority they imported from Ethiopia and whom they treat just like White Americans treat their former Black slaves. 

Finally, he would also put an end to the fallacious "Judeo-Christian" hybrid culture by merging all white Jews and white Christians under one brand new religion to be known as MAGAism, whose Messiah is obviously Trump and whose calendar would start with January 20, 2017, the day the Great Moron first ascended to power. This merger would blend the Hebrews' Bronze Age barbarity and ignorance with the Americans' 21st century barbarity and ignorance and usher a Golden New Age of Barbrity.

Naturally, all these new peoples joining the union will have to shed their ancient traditions and adopt the fantastic American way of life. For a start, they will all have to speak American English and recite the Pledge of Allegiance. 

Ironically, by expanding the US over more than half the world's population, those MAGA inbred idiots who constantly nag against the UN's "One Word Government", would in fact have given birth to that same One World Government, except this one will be solidly American.