Fox News is on to replace Harvard University as the smartest source of human knowledge.
For example: Can you guess why Sports Illustrated models were more obese before Donald Dumb took the White House? It's Joe Biden's fault. So say the scintillating Trump sycophants of Fox News.
Do you know why the Mount Etna volcano is erupting now? It's Joe Biden's fault. If Trump had been in office during the 2021-2024 four-year term, no wars would be starting now, no volcanoes would be erupting now, and Sports Illustrated models would be so sexy now.
Had Joe Biden not "stolen" the 2020 elections, the world would be peaceful, there would be no trade wars, no yo-yo tariffs, Palestinians and Israelis would be madly in love with one another, Mount Etna would not have erupted, Russia would not have invaded Ukraine, Iran would not be closer to owning a nuclear weapon, China would not have become the superpower it is today, and swimsuit models would not be as obese, etc.
Even though it was Biden who signed the JCPOA putting heavy restrictions on Iran's nuclear capabilities, it was the asshole Donald Dumb who walked out of the agreement. Now the idiot is trying to negotiate a new "deal" with Iran that, if it pans out, would not be any better than the JCPOA. In fact it might end up being the same agreement, maybe even better for Iran which has more cards now that it had in 2015, with the difference that "Big-Balls" Trump would have demonstrated his macho low-IQ lower-primate qualities.
This impenetrable stupidity reminds me of a Seinfeld episode in which Frank Costanza and Kramer make a deal over selling some used raincoats (25% to Kramer as a finder's fee). That would be the JCPOA. Then Kramer (a.k.a. Donald Dumb) reneges on the deal and want more (35%). Frank gets upset and is now willing to give Kramer only 15% because he reneged on the first deal. After arduous negotitaions, they eventually agree to settle it in the middle, i.e. at 25%, which was the original deal.
Unless he wants to follow his Zionist slavemaster Benjamin Netanyahu and bomb Iran, Donald Dumb doesn't have a chance to secure a better deal than Biden and Obama's JCPOA deal. Donald Dumb thinks that his own irresistible charm and his threats can force Iran to agree to a lesser deal than what was negotitated in the JCPOA.
In the end, if - and that is a big if - Iran and the US come to an agreement, it will be pretty much the same as the JCPOA. But during the years since 2018 when the moron walked out of the JCPOA, Iran has had seven years to do what it pleases, including enriching uranium closer to weapons grade than it was in 2015. Which means that Donald Dumb has helped Iran in its development of a nuclear bomb, when Biden and Obama had pulled the brakes on it. When you're dumb, you're dumb.
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Fox News’ Jesse Watters claims that Sports Illustrated swimsuit models were ‘obese’ during the Biden era
Joe Sommerlad
Wed, June 4, 2025
Fox News host Jesse Watters claimed that America’s swimsuit models were obese during the four years of Joe Biden’s presidency.
During a weekend installment of Jesse Watters Primetime in which the host and pundit Julie Banderas were discussing the latest Sports Illustrated runway show in Miami, the latter described the event as “a great strip show,” adding archly: “Did you see what they weren’t wearing?”
“This is a strip show?” Watters responded.
“No, it was a Sports Illustrated runway walk, but none of them actually have covered their behinds,” Banderas replied. “But that’s not my issue.”
Jesse Watters discussing the latest Sports Illustrated catwalk show on Fox News's Jesse Watters Primetime (Fox News)
Pivoting to discussing model Livvy Dunne, who had performed the splits on the catwalk, the pundit continued: “I don’t have a problem with her because she actually was a gymnast and she actually did compete for the national championships for LSU [Louisiana State University].
“I have competitive gymnast kids, so I respect that she can do a split. I don’t know if doing it in a thong is appropriate.”
From there, Watters began to riff: “Remember back in the Biden era, all of the swimsuit models were obese. This is a good change. This is a healthy change of pace.” [Implying: Thanks to Donald Dumb, swimsuit models are better looking than during Joe Biden's term]
“And it is Sports Illustrated,” Banderas chimed in, without picking him up on the observation.
“They’re athletes. She’s obviously very athletic. I mean, that’s all I was thinking about. Weren’t you? Weren’t you thinking about her athletic ability when she made that turn there? Like right now, you’re probably thinking she’s probably really good at squats.”
“I’m not even looking at the screen,” Watters joked, before challenging Banderas to speculate on the extent of his own athletic prowess.
“How flexible do you think I am? Do you think I could do a straddle?”
This controversial remark is far from a first for Watters.
Recent controversies on his show have included rapper Kid Rock claiming that “ugly a** liberal women” are the reason for America’s declining birthrate and the host himself declaring that “everyone knows” that wearing a Chicago Bulls cap is a signifier that the wearer belongs to the notorious Central American criminal gang MS-13.
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