Musings on Francis's Death: The Divine Donald Dumb for Pope?

Donald Dumb is so adulated by his MAGA horde of morons - some are calling him the Christ - that they are plebisciting him to become the next Pope of Rome, even though he is not a Catholic.

In fact, he is an atheist who doesn't give a horse's dump about God, Jesus or religion; he's a successful bigot who pretends to be religious to con his stupid Evangelicals into voting for him. Now they already are stupid enough to believe all the biblical garbage, so it is easy to fool them, and they are buying his "Trump-branded bible" at $60 a pop. 

He's the perfect merchant in the temple: using religious beliefs to make money.

Evidence: Donald Dumb skipped Easter Sunday church service to play golf then spew his idiotic venom on Truth Social. He posted over 20 times in the space of nine hours, taking aim at “radical left lunatics,” China, critics of his chaotic tariffs, and a federal judge who halted his deportations of Venezuelan migrants. That's not a Christian who cares that Jesus rose from the dead. In his mind, this whole Christian stuff is bullshit that sometimes stands in his way of making more money than he already has, and sometimes provides him with material to convince 77 million American idiots to vote for him. Dionald Dumb and Christianity have, as they say, a "transactional" relationship.

My own conspiracy theory tells me that the Pope was so stressed by his meeting with Trump's imbecile vice-president JD Vance on Sunday that he rendered his soul the very next morning.  

If the Catholic Church wants to poke the Trumpian Evangelical racists in the eye, they should elect a Pope who is Asian, African, Arab or Latin American, but this time from the indigenous populations, and not from the white European colonizer elite like the Argentinian Pope Francis was!

That Pope would be more sympathetic to the colonized, abused, massacred and genocided populations of those continents and regions. 

But the Catholic Church makes turns at such slow velocity that by the time it decides to adopt a reform on some issue, another issue would have replaced it. The Catholic Church is never leading; it is always lagging and following. Remember that after brutalizing Galileo in the 1600s, the Church finally admitted that he was right about Heliocentrism in 1822, some 200 years later. Same thing with Darwin's "Evolution by Natural Selection": It took some 150 years before the Church hypocritically admitted that Darwin's evolutionary explanation of life and the age of the earth "does not contradict" the Church's teachings. Maybe the Church is too old, bitter and recalcitrant to react to developments that undermine its mind-control over billions of people.

As for Galileo who said that the earth turns around the sun (heliocentrism), rather than the sun around the earth (geocentrism) - which the Church saw as a violation of God's special creation of man on Earth - he was hounded by the Church for two decades, including subjecting him to torture and forcing him to recant. At his trial in 1633 he was forced to say that he never considered heliocentrism as viable; obviously, admitting otherwise would have increased the punishment he was already given. He thus agreed to renounce his "heresy". 

Donald Dumb is trying to do the same thing with science and research in the US: persecute scientists and intellectuals whose ideas differ from his. 

I think Donald Dumb running the Vatican would be a great idea: He'd be the elephant in the glasshouse who will turn the Church further backward than it already is, thus prompting (upon his death) perhaps a major upheaval and reform of the fossilized Roman Church which is no less than the continuation of the Roman Empire but with a different religion and without an army of its own.