Faisal Karami: A New Testicular Jackass on the Sorry Lebanese Block

Here we go... FAISAL KARAMI, another "star" of Lebanon's political pantheon. A newbie, a rookie, a jackass, a fils-a-papa, who inherits political power in primitive tribal Lebanon not because he has any brain, nor because he has proven himself in any worthy pursuit..... but only because HE WAS ONCE A SPERM IN HIS PRIME MINISTER FATHER'S LEFT TESTICLE.

That is the sole criterion in Lebanon for becoming a politician: A Sinister Testicular Origin from a veteran father politician... and you become a Minister.

Mind you, Faisal Kess Emmo Karami is not the only one. He's just the newest one in a series of idiots in Lebanon who have recently began inheriting political power. (The Egyptians are better than us Lebanese... They rebelled against Mubarak because he was bequeathing the Presidency to his son Gamal - يقبرني ....)

In the past few years we have had the following (and please help me make a list of our testicular crown politicians):
- The Tueni broad of An-Nahar fame. Not only did this dumbass inherit the newspaper but also a seat in parliament, because the even dumber Lebanese of her district voted for her as they felt pity for her due to her father's assassination... Ya Haram, and there you go, whatever her name is now leads the Tueni dynasty...I still cry when I see her....

- The Abbot and Costello (or the Ghawwar and Shrenno) of the Phalangist imbeciles and their mountain gorilla pea-size brains: Nadim and Sami Gemayel. They retain the "cuteness" of their fathers and grandfather by speaking with a French-accented Aghabic, but they also retain the low IQ and high propensity for murder and theft and corruption... And also, let us not forget, like Hassan Nasrallah, the Gemayels have God on their side... The Christian Maronite one, but still ... The Phalangist motto is "God, the nation, and the family".

- Bassel Berri, the rising star of the Amal Shiite neanderthals from Nabatiyeh. Son of Nabih Berri who runs his office of  Speaker of Parliament like the "dekkanji" that he was in Michigan. Problem for Bassel is that his father Nabeuh does not seem inclined to give up his job any time soon.... so he must wait.

- The winner of the beauty contest among Lebanon's testicular progeny politicians is Taymur Jumblatt. Now here, we are assured not only of preserving the dementia and the penile flip-flopping of Walid and Kamal, (father and grandfather),  but also the murderous love for killing and massacring Christians of the Shouf. The Jumblattis did it in 1860 in Deir Al-Qamar, then again in the 1977 (when Kamal Allah Yighamme'lo Jumblatt was blown to shreds by the Syrians, the Druze Cro-Magnons of the SHouf went about killing a few hundreds of their Christian neighbor villagers - not Syrians, but fellow Lebanese Christians - So I am reassured that Taymur Ras-Ayri Jumblatt will be at the helm for the next installments of massacres and bloodletting in the Shouf Mountains.

- The grand master of political testicular inheritance will have to be Saad Hariri... Not only did he inherit the billions, but also the prime ministership and the entire harem of his fat bastard pig of a father who - too - was blown up to shreds by his erstwhile allies, the Syrians. Indeed, DOCTOR AMAL MUDALLALI who served as maid and office servant to Rafik was also inherited by Saad. You see, these modern day pharaohs inherit the entire household when the patriarch passes away: cars, donkeys, maids, political whore advisors, etc,...The whole bit.

- And to crown the lot (and believe me, there are many others, because primitive tribal transmission of power is a hallmark of Lebanese "genius" and "democracy" (Uhum, uhum...), we have Michel Aoun and his brood of nephews, son-in-laws, nieces, and every second and third degree cousin who milks cows on the Aoun farm is lined up for a bright political future, regardless of whether they win or lose elections... Yes, gonadal and testicular ascendancy trumps political and professional merit in Lebanon, which is why the country is a cesspool of God-fearing corrupt incompetence. Gebran Bassil Aoun is a case in point: He has been Minister several times despite losing in elections an equal number of times. His only credential is that he fucks (or maybe no more after decade or so of marriage) Aoun's daughter every once in a while. That proximity to the patriarch - namely the ability to penetrate Aoun's daughter's vagina - makes Gebran by far a superior candidate to run ministries in the Lebanese government.

- The most famous of all testicular politicians in Lebanon is treason-cum-stupidity artists Emile Lahoud and Emile Lahoud. No, don;t confuse them.... the first Emile was a President of the Fucking Republic of Lebanon and a whore to the Assads. He fornicated at length with them, offering his asshole to the Syrian intelligence, from which copulation was born Emile Junior or otherwise know Emile Emile Lahoud.... What pride these people have in the name of a traitor...  You should see their IQs... Nothing to ashamed of.

As I said earlier, there are many others in Lebanon, as the old political establishment continues to pass on its powers to their sons and daughters. The grandfathers built Lebanon by whoring themselves to the French and the Turks. Their sons inherited an independent Lebanon, which they proceeded to burn to the ground by allying themselves with every Muhammad and Mahmud and Hassan and Hussein in the area (the Arabic equivalent of "every dick and harry")... And now that Lebanon is limping along after 50 years of war (thanks to an international community that got tired of Lebanese blood polluting the Mediterranean and bodies washing ashore on the Italian coast), we behold in awe the new generation of Lebanese politicians... the same names, Tueni, Jumblatt, Hariri, Chamoun, Gemayel, Arslan, Berri, Frangiyeh, Karami, etc....  but another crop of sperm transmitted politicians who will certainly preserve the legacy of massacres, wars, treason to one's country, alliances with foreign countries, incompetence, corruption etc... that has made Lebanon so famous around the world as a first rate country.

أهلا و سهلا إلى لبنان، أخرى بلد في العالم
Hanibaal

Faisal Karami Slams STL, Says Bellemare Employee of Lebanon

by Naharnet Newsdesk

13 hours ago

Youth and Sports Minister Faisal Karami slammed the Special Tribunal for Lebanon, stressing that no tribunal will be able to carry out its investigations without a unanimous agreement on its credibility, professionalism and neutrality.
“The national consensus on the tribunal was gone since long time ago due to a series of mistakes and a behavior that didn’t comply with the minimum reputable standards,” Karami said during a dinner in honor of Arab Union Lawyers delegations on Friday.
He stressed that the STL probing ex-Premier Rafik Hariri’s assassination takes its legitimacy from the international community, however, it doesn’t represent it in an “exclusive” and “absolute” way.
Karami said that “Lebanon is a founding member of the U.N., so (STL Prosecutor) Daniel Bellemare is an employee of Lebanon and not the other way around.”
“Lebanon has the right to object to a commission funded by the United Nations,” the minister noted.
Karami stressed that “the STL issued an indictment after scandalous years filled with false files, suspicious leaks and false witnesses.”
“It’s a conspiracy targeting Lebanon,” he said.