Jumblatt Prepares to Switch Sides....Again!

The chameleon Druze neanderthal Walid Jumblatt, this "Socialist Feudal Lord" from the Middle Ages is like a limp penis: He switches sides, not on principle, but according to where the wind blows.

After a career leading a mercenary Druze militia allied with the Syrian dictatorship and the PLO against his own country - fighting alongside the Palestinian terrorists and other hordes of Syrian mercenaries against the Lebanese national army in the 1970s and 1980s, Walid Jumblatt became a stalwart collaborator of the Syrian occupation during the 1990s alongside Rafik Hariri, the fat Sunni pig who licked and kissed to no end the ass of the Syrian occupation and defended Hezbollah's "Resistance". The West wanted and approved the Syrian occupation of Lebanon - thinking, in its stupidity, that it was a cheap price to pay to get the Syrians to sign peace with the Israelis. And so even as the Syrians killed Walid's Papa Kamal (another traitor to his own country) in 1977, Walid continued to bend his rear to the Syrians.

Then, the winds of change blew. September 11, 2001 happened, and the unprincipled merchants of death and money, like Jumblatt and Hariri, sensed that the anger of the West was not going to favor a continued support of the Syrian occupation of Lebanon. So they changed shirts and became anti-Syrian. Upset at this reversal, the Syrians instructed Hezbollah to blow up the fat pig prime minister as he drove in downtown Beirut in 2005. Hezbollah was happy to oblige. Now, Jumblatt, now engaged in major American and Western ass-kissing, was also terrified that the Syrians might also blow him up too. So he joined the Cedars Revolution and became a pro-Western, anti-Syrian, right-winger whom President Bush and Secretary Rice invited to the White House and treated him like a national patriot.

Not too long after, Obama was elected to the White House in 2008, and he reopened the US Embassy in Damascus. Turkey meanwhile had also switched sides and became friendly with the Assad regime, and Iran was at the height of its challenge to the West. Jumblatt, again, sensed that change had occurred, and he switched sides. Last December (2010), he abandoned the pro-Western Lebanese circus of Saad Hariri and his band of jugglers, and roped himself back into the Syrian bosom and into the warmth of Hezbollah's tentacles. By doing so, he unraveled the coalition in government and forced the resignation of Saad Hariri from the prime ministership. Since January, the Lebanese have been unable to form a new government because of the events that followed.

Those unexpected events were the popular uprisings and Intifadas that the Arab peoples undertook in the streets of every dictatorial country in the region, including the Syrian cesspool. With the Assad regime embarking on a bloodbath to remain in power, and with all the regimes in the region threatened, a new wind began blowing that did not augur well for tyrants such as Assad. The timing of the Arab revolts was quite vexing for Jumblatt because though he had initially calculated correctly the direction of the new winds, he did not expect the Arab peoples to scuttle his plans for yet another reversal of principles. But that is exactly what happened. No sooner had he jumped the Hariri ship and became a pro-Syrian, pro-Hezbollah, anti-American.... son of a bitch, that the revolts began and the regimes on which Jumblatt counted to pretend to be a pro-Resistance and pro-Liberation asshole began crumbling.

So now, as he sees his on-off boss in Damascus clutching his throat in suffocation, Jumblatt has re-calculated his knee-jerk unprincipled position and decided that the winds had blown again in favor of the West and against the Syrian-Hezbollah terror tandem.

I predict that Jumblatt will reverse his position ONE MORE TIME soon. He will announce that he is abandoning Syria and Hezbollah, and that he will be joining the pro-Saudi, pro-US Hariri jugglers...

I still think that comparing Jumblatt to a limp penis is appropriate. He can be moved from the extreme left to the extreme right in a flash, and he can also be made to dangle down in the middle too. He is able to grow big in the head as he self-aggrandizes himself despite his intrinsic irrelevance, because his relevance derives solely from his constant political re-positioning. Abandoned to his principles alone (assuming he has some) he would be as boring as a pile of dung. But he always manages to make himself relevant by dropping his pants every time the temperature changes, and when he does, his stench rises as he goes begging his old friends to take him again and forgive his past errings. One thing is certain, however, Jumblatt has no principles, he has no backbone, and like the limp Druze penis that he is, he can't sustain a principled erection. He is an unprincipled fornicator in the brothel called Lebanon.

Hanibaal

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Al-Hayat newspaper reported on Sunday that members of the Progressive Socialist Party are calling on their leader, MP Walid Jumblatt, to reevaluate the party’s position pertaining to its alignment with the Hezbollah-led March 8 coalition. 
“PSP officials see that regional developments and their dangers on Lebanon … call  for returning to the logic of settlement instead of ‘winner and loser’. [The current situation calls for] returning to the option of [forming] a national-unity cabinet,” a source close to Jumblatt told the Lebanese daily.
“Jumblatt feels that what is happening at the governmental level is [harming] him because he is contributing in covering for the [cabinet delay],” added the source.
The PSP leader is not convinced that Hezbollah is unable to persuade Change and Reform bloc leader MP Michel Aoun to modify his cabinet demands, the source also said, adding that Jumblatt is concerned with the “terrible economic and financial situation” in the country.
Prime Minister-designate Najib Mikati, who was appointed to the premiership in January with the backing of the Hezbollah-led March 8 alliance following the forced collapse of Saad Hariri’s unity government, has not yet formed the new cabinet. Aoun’s cabinet demands are reportedly delaying the formation of a government.

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