Hassan, the Lebanese Shiite Don Quixote who works as an ass-wiper for the Iranian regime's Mullahs and other strange bearded fellows, was barking today from his rat hole (where the Israelis put him in 2006) in the southern suburb of Beirut. Incidentally, the entire area along the Beirut airport boulevard, today known as the Dahiyeh or "suburb", was illegally taken by Hassan and his smelly Shiite followers from its rightful owners.
Be that as it may, Hassan's occasion for barking today was, as is usual for blood-thirsty Shiites, to commemorate Hezbollah's "Leader martyrs", a.k.a. top terrorists like Imad Mughniyah. Blood, martyrs, death, sacrifice, suicide, killing etc...are all in fact intrinsic to Shiite folklore and tradition.
The following are some of Hassan's "talking points" in his barkspeech" as well as my own rebuttals to this puppet of the Iranian Islamic theocracy.
1- Nasrallah: We had a lot of exposed targets before us to assassinate one of the Israelis, but we didn't make use of that because we want a revenge that is at the same level of Imad Mughniyeh's martyrdom.
----> Of course, Hassan thinks that he is "scaring" the Israelis by maintaining the threat of his revenge. Fact is, he has been hiding like a dog in his rat hole since 2006 and is afraid of appearing in public... The whole world knows he is trying to assassinate Israelis anywhere he can in around the world, and all his attempts have been thwarted and defeated. Not much he can do other than bark, like the good Iranian poodle that he is. If he could bash the skull of an Israeli girl with his own hands, he'd do it, like his friend and fellow "resistor" Samir Kuntar did... But he can't and he knows it. The whole world recognizes that Hassan runs a terrorist organization that has killed and assassinated innocent people, including Lebanese, Palestinians, Israelis, Argentinians, Americans, Britons, Egyptians, French, etc... for no reason at all other than hatred and jealousy: His brand of Islam is old, archaic, primitive... and does not fit anymore with the modern world.
2 - Nasrallah: Today, I declare this challenge and we accept this challenge because the people, army, and resistance of Lebanon are capable of protecting the country without needing anyone else.
----> We'll see. Not Hassan, not his "resistance", and not the Lebanese army are able to prevent Israeli jet fighters from flying over Lebanon every day and violating Lebanese sovereignty. How can then Hassan claim that he is "protecting" the country???? The only thing he is protecting is his power, the money Iran pays him, and his mental hijacking of the entire Lebanese Shiite community.
3 - Nasrallah to Israelis: If you bombard Rafik Hariri Beirut International Airport, we will bombard Ben Gurion International Airport.
----> Boy, I am so scared for the Israelis. But wait, what would bombarding Ben Gurion Airport achieve? Nothing.
4 - Nasrallah: If Israel strikes Dahiyeh, we will strike Tel Aviv. They think that they can demolish Dahiyeh's buildings as we barely "puncture their walls." But I tell them today: You destroy a Dahiyeh building and we will destroy buildings in Tel Aviv.
----> Again, what does that achieve? To me, the whole thing sounds like a little bully boy (Hassan) threatening a classmate (Israel) to prove he is tougher. Is this what Hassan's "liberation" enterprise is all about? Who has the biggest balls in the school yard? Does shelling an airport and a few buildings "liberate" Shebaa? or "Palestine"? Hassan (and the stupid Lebanese who follow him like Michel Aoun and his idiots) don't want the Lebanese people to see the futility of this whole "liberation" enterprise. It is exact equivalent of Don Quixote's madness of fighting windmills to prove his chivalry.
5 - Nasrallah: Israeli threats tend to be a psychological warfare to frighten the Lebanese people and government and to thwart the resistance from boosting its strength. They are also an attempt at convincing Israeli citizens that Israel is strong.
----> The same is true of Hezbollah's threats to Israel. Does Hassan really think he can score "realistic" gains by threatening the Israelis? He is really so childish, so lame and so stupid.
6 - Nasrallah: We are strong to an extent that forbids Israel from waging a war against us unless it was confident of its victory because any other downfall will make its demise closer.
---> But Israel is also strong to the extent that Hassan dares not show his nose in public, and no longer dares to shoot his stupid Katyushas at northern Israel because he knows how terrible would be the consequence. If Hassan is arguing that he has scared Israel, it is also true that Israel has also scared him. So at best, Hassan has managed to create mutual deterrence with Israel, except that he ignores a simple fact: Israel has nothing to liberate in South Lebanon and just is not interested in wars with fucking pitiful Lebanon. Israel would very much like to end this charade. But Hassan wants to "liberate" Shebaa (which is really occupied by Hassan's friends in Syria, not by Israel), and he also wants to liberate ALL OF PALESTINE at the cost of Lebanese blood and sovereignty, while all the filthy Muslims and Arabs have given up. So the burden is on him, not on Israel, to stop his divinely inspired hallucinations, let Lebanon finally out of the vortex of violence he has shoved the country in for 40 years, and get on with life.
7 - Nasrallah: Will the State overlook those who are giving a complete justification to the side that wants to attack our land?
----> Ya Hassan, the Lebanese State can barely provide 8 hours of daily electricity and running water to its people? The Lebanese State can't even challenge your own hijacking of Lebanese sovereignty, land, and decision-making. You think the State is going to go after Amine Gemayel and Samir Geagea because they are standing up to you? The State will stop overlooking challenges like this the day you - Hassan - Lay down your weapons and surrender your big balls to the State, so the State can now go after puny Gemayel and Geagea....
8 - Nasrallah: Do some consider that their plans, which diminished in the recent period, can only be achieved through a new Israeli war? And what is the responsibility of the Lebanese government in this regard? Is this "transition to statehood"?
----> You are the only one who hopes to achieve anything with warmongering against Israel and your fellow Lebanese. Not one Lebanese, except you, wants a war with Israel. On the other hand, the little bit of notoriety you have these days was achieved by desiring and causing war with Israel. Causing wars with Israel is your only gate to fame and to "divine" victories. If wars stop, you will be a nothing. You will be a bearded fellow sitting in a basement somewhere, afraid for his life, like you are living these days. Your only hope out of the rat hole is another war with Israel, which is why you keep piling up Katyushas and other weapons across all of Lebanon. War is the air you breathe and the water you drink. Without war, you are nothing.
9 - Nasrallah: The dangerous thing about the alibis theory is that it contains an attempt to justify Israeli's acts and to make the resistance bear the responsibility through its mere existence in Lebanon. "Is this an invitation to wage the war?"
---> Precisely the point. You are the best alibi for Israel to attack Lebanon. Your stupid "resistance" and "liberation" are the only alibis ISrael has to attack Lebanon. In the 1970s and 1980s, it was Yasser Arafat's (Allah Y-ghamme'lo) PLO that gave Israel the alibis to destroy Lebanon. Now it is you. All you are doing is continuning what Yasser Arafat started. And one day you will negotiate with the ISraelis, like Arafat did, after hundreds of thousands of innocent Palestinians and Lebanese were slaughtered. Your strategy is old and stupid....It won't work.
10 - Nasrallah: The formula saying "Lebanon is strong through its army, people, and resistance" is our formula until someone convinces us with another reasonable formula at the national dialogue table. If Lebanon adopts the choice of neutralism, will it be able to regain its land in the future?
----> Yes. Strength is not just big balls and rockets. Strength comes from a civilized choice of peace. Switzerland is a neutral country, and not even Nazi Germany dared attack it or invade it during World War II. Yes, neutrality for Lebanon will give it back its land (from Syria) because the whole world will stand with Lebanon. But as long as you hijack Lebanon and transform it into a hostile, vengeful, aggressive, murderous, terrorist country, no one will help us. Look at us, for 60 years we have been losing one battle after another because we chose war. On the other hand, Egypt chose peace and it got all the Sinai back. Even your Syrian bosses say that they will make peace with Israel if Israel returns the Golan Heights. Why can't the Lebanese, on an equal footing as the other Arabs, say we will make peace with Israel if Israel resolves its borders dispute with Lebanon? Why should Lebanon be the only idiot among the Arabs? Well, it has so far been the only idiot because of people like you, Hassan.
11 - Nasrallah started his speech by extending condolences to the "brothers" in Al-Mustaqbal Movement (of Saad Hariri) and ex-PM Rafik Hariri's family on the 5th anniversary of his assassination.
----> Now come on, Hassan. Everyone knows you killed Rafik Hariri on behalf of the Syrians your friends. The Special Tribunal for Lebanon is just about to announce that your organization, Hezbollah, was behind the assassination of Hariri. Who are you fooling? You think we, the non-Shiite Lebanese, are as stupid as your Shiite bastards? Think again. You can buy your Shiite numskulls with Iranian money, but you will never buy us off. We want peace with Israel, just like Egypt, Jordan, Palestine, and other Arab countries. We don;t want to liberate Palestine. Let the Palestinians liberate Palestine; it's their country. I could care less about Palestine. My priority is Lebanon. And it should be yours, too.